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This Has Gone Too Far


They are sending Prince Harry to Basra, Iraq. As part of the military.

I say “Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.” Also, just an FYI, The name Al-Basrah in Arabic means “the over watching” or “the seeing everything.”

YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HERE?? “The Over Watching” doesn’t mean anything! It doesn’t make any sense! How could something be “The Seeing Everything?”

St. Louis = Saint Louis. Seattle = Native American Chief. London = England. See, guys, names have to make sense if you want a culture that makes sense.

Official News:
(British) Defense Secretary Des Browne is expected to announce February 26 that the prince, who is third in line to the throne, will be deployed along with his regiment near Basra in southern Iraq.

If anything happens to Prince Harry the Brits are going to MURDER us. Also, that first weird part was Shakespeare’s Henry V and though it doesn’t really fit I felt compelled. Probably because I just woke up.

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