Another One Bites the Dust

February 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet


It’s official: despite constant denials, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are practicing Scientology. They have been spotted at the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood, and have been taking Scientology courses at least since December. They were introduced to the religion by Leah Remini’s hubby, Angelo Pagan (that’s his actual last name). This explains why the couple has been all BFF with TomKat recently. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before we hear that Posh & Becks are Scientologists too. All hail Xenu!

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2 Responses to “Another One Bites the Dust”

  1. Daniel says:

    Yeech.

  2. Margo says:

    She’s not Jenny from the block anymore.

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