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Would You Buy Cosmetics From Jackie Chan?

Via CNN this afternoon, “Jackie Chan has launched a cosmetics line, his Web site said Monday, adding to the action star’s diverse range of businesses that include fitness clubs, restaurants, a clothing label and cookies.”

I understand the fitness clubs and I could get used to some hot Jackie Chan active wear but…cosmetics? How is Jackie Chan really in a position to sell womens cosmetics?

Evidently, “Chan’s skin care products, packaged with recycled materials, use natural ingredients that don’t pollute.” That’s all fine and good but if I use this will I be able to kick some serious ass? Does his blush give me Kung Fu powers? Otherwise I’m sticking to NARS y’all.

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