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OMG There’s an Upcoming Season of Cathouse????

506x316_cathouse02 So there's this dumb article about Dennis Hof, the guy who owns that brothel in Nevada, offering Rod Blagojevich a job on the upcoming season of the show about his brothel. Obviously a stupid publicity stunt, but OMG THERE'S AN UPCOMING SEASON OF CATHOUSE!!!! And I never would have known without this publicity stunt!!! Here's the article (well, it's not even an article, it's on PRNewsWire, so it's just strictly a press release, really): After hearing about the federal judge ruling agains...

Iceland Elects World’s First Openly Gay Prime Minister

Johanna Sigurdardottir of Iceland, World's First Gay Prime Minister I leave you this weekend with a little happy news. While the unholy union that took place this weekend might have led you to worry about the state of the world and wonder if it's not on an express elevator headed straight for the shit pit, this news should give you hope for the future. In general elections Saturday, Icelandic voters gave the victory to the country's leftist parties. This is important because it means that Johanna Sigurdardottir (who had been serving as interim Prime Ministe...

Parton Me? A Top Ten Album Released on Cracker Barrel Records?

Watching You Are What You Eat-- the BBC show where the skinny pale-looking British lady smells your farts and looks at your poo to tell you you've got too much yeast in your diet-- has convinced me to start referring to my weight in terms of stone instead of pounds-- because 11 stone sounds so much more managable, and no one really has any idea how much that is. Stop your mouses right now-- don't you DARE go to a weight conversion site. I weeel keeel you. That's sort of an awkward segue in...

Why Carrie Underwood Wouldn’t Survive One Day As An Evil Beet Writer

carrieunderwoodawards-1 Carrie Underwood is issuing apologies both to Matthew McConaughey and to her family over her completely Wonder Bread comment made to the star during her American Country Music Awards acceptance speech for Entertainer of the Year. Carrie Underwood was overwhelmed to have won "Entertainer of the Year" at the American Country Music Awards on Sunday night, but the moment did turn a little mortifying when she made a sexual reference joke to wanting to see Matthew McConaughey's "boots" in her accepta...

Sacha Baron Cohen’s Anal Sex Warrants NC-17 Rating

Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno NC-17 Pictures Photos It looks like Sacha Baron Cohen's lastest film, Bruno, may be undergoing some changes soon. The film's initial screening by the MPAA culminated in an NC-17 rating for the edgy film. You can't release a film with an NC-17 rating. No one will screen it and no one will watch it. Here's a look at what pissed off the censors: Among the scenes reportedly causing the most issues: one in which flamboyant fashionista Brüno is seen engaging in what appears to be anal sex with another man, and one i...

Howard K. Stern Charged with Providing Drugs for Anna Nicole!!!

anna_nicole_howard_stern And the saga continues! Anna Nicole Smith's longtime partner and attorney Howard K. Stern and two doctors were charged Thursday with conspiring to furnish drugs before her death in 2007, according to the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. ... At the time of her death several prescription medications -- both in Smith's name and that of her partner and lawyer, Stern -- were found in the room. Officials said prescription and over-the-counter drugs were found in Smith's system, i...

Juicy Details to Come Out in the Idol Tell-All!

paula_abdul_5_2_08 I'm hearing more information about the rumored "tell-all" that an American Idol ex-employee is writing. Here's what the tipster is saying: I was able to get a little more info for you regarding the new Idol employee tell all book. The medication/drug issues of Paula are going to discussed in detail and how she travels around the country during the auditions with at least 2 gallon size ziplock bags full of orange prescription bottles, as well as dozens of loose pills at the bottom of each bag. ...

Britney Spears: Kickin’ Ass and Takin’ Names

Britney Spears at the Bambi Awards Pictures Photos GO BRITNEY!!! Her sold-out tour starts next week -- she's currently in Kentwood relaxing beforehand -- and Britney Spears is reminding us all why she's pop's top princess! Britney continues her dominance on the charts, her latest single "Circus" is the No. 1 song on the Top 40 radio charts and her fifth No. 1 song overall. Currently she holds three songs in the Top 40 chart, her breakout first hit song 'Womanizer,' 'Circus' and her rapidly rising third single 'If You See Amy.' Additio...

American Idol Recap: The First 12

danny-gokey Okay, guys, we're doing Idol recaps again this season. It's been a season or two since I've done them, but they were really popular around here a couple years ago, and many of you have asked if I'd do them again this season. It's hella time-consuming, but I have to admit that I love writing them. Ryan's here, and he's not wearing something ridiculous. He's in gray slacks and a light gray collared shirt with a dark sweater over it. He is easing us into the Ryan Seacrest Wardrobe. Trust me,...

Jesus Christ, Who Wrote the “If You Seek Amy” Casting Call Specs?

Britney Spears Someone sent me the specs for the cattle call for Brit's "If You Seek Amy" video (no union folks, thank you very much), and honestly I get 10-year-olds posting on Evil Beet about the things they want to do to Miley Cyrus's "vergina" who have a stronger command of the English language than whoever wrote this shit. This is a truly embarrassing crucifixion of the written word. Britney probably wrote it herself. Ahem: SEXY BODIED PARTY PEOPLE / No Union Affiliation / Supporting / Male or Fema...

Britney Spears’ Third Single Causes Predictable Controversy

Radio stations across the country are wringing their hands trying to figure out how and if they're going to play Britney Spears' awesomely puerile third single, "If You Seek Amy," which contains the chorus "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy," which, if you honestly haven't figured it out for yourself yet, spells "F-U-C-K me."
It's OK to put in on an album, have fun with it, but we're publicly owned, you know?" said Patti Marshall, program director at Cincinnati's Q102, a pop station in a decidedly conservative Midwestern market. "We have a responsibility to the public ... you put this ... out and act like we're all fuddy-duddies, like we're trying to make moral judgments. It's not about us. It's about the mom in the minivan with her 8-year-old." Like several programmers we talked to, Marshall said she had not yet been told that "Amy" was the next single from Circus. She's still busy playing the album's title track, which was recently released as the second single. Asked if she would play "Amy" if it came to her as a single, Marshall said likely wouldn't. She likened its chorus (which she has not heard) to "a little boy in sixth grade doing arm farts."
Heh. I say "puerile," you say "little boy in sixth grade doing arm farts." My vocabulary trumps yours, Miz Marshall, but you're certainly more colorful. Seriously though I'd also like to talk about the mom in the minivan with the 8-year-old. Let's play out this scene. The song comes on. The kid's like "What is this song about, Mom?" and the mom's like "This song is about a search for a girl named Amy." The kid's like, "But, Mom, the kids at school say it's about something bad," and then the mom's like, "The kids at school are going to end up barefoot and pregnant." End of conversation. I know I don't have kids, but I just don't get shit like this. Like, OMG, your kid's gonna hear curse words. They're out there. Stop freaking out about how you can shelter your child from words and start thinking about how you can have productive conversations about taking moral action. These firestorms always blow my mind. What do you guys think? Here's video of Brit-Brit running around Calabasas, where she's thinking of buying a new home. /> Radio stations across the country are wringing their hands trying to figure out how and if they're going to play Britney Spears' awesomely puerile third single, "If You Seek Amy," which contains the chorus "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy," which, if you honestly haven't figured it out for yourself yet, spells "F-U-C-K me." It's OK to put in on an album, have fun with it, but we're publicly owned, you know?" said Patti Marshall, program director at Cincinnati's Q102, a pop station in a decidedly conservative Midwestern market. "We have a responsibility to t...

Samantha Ronson Points Out How Odd It Is That We Care More About Chickens Than Humans

Okay, so, my friend Trish keeps talking about this book called Skinny Bitch, basically about how you have to be all vegan and shit to truly be healthy, and she's like, "Listen, Beet, I don't think you should read it unless you're ready to be vegan. It's the kind of thing you can't unread." And I went a few months without reading it, but then last night I gave in and bought it and I'm about halfway through, and I think I have to be vegan now. The poor animals! It's SO AWFUL how they're treated...
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