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Taylor Swift, Beyonce Clean Up on Grammy Nods

beyonce_europe The Grammy nominations are out, and, to the surprise of no one, Taylor Swift and Beyonce are kicking some ass. Beyonce's leading the list with 10 nominations, and Taylor's close behind. After Taylor, Kanye West, Maxwell and Black Eyed Peas are tied with six nods apiece. (Why do people still nominate Kanye for awards? That just means he'll be at the show, and that's not good for anyone.) Despite a stellar year, Miley Cyrus came up empty, and Britney Spears got one nod for "Womanizer" as Best Dance Rec...

Melrose Place Premieres Tonight

Are we all tuning into the Melrose Place premiere tonight?  Uh ... no?  Oh, well.  I just watched this extended trailer of the show and read the show synopsis -- I'm now pretty convinced that its lease is going to expire in five episodes or less.   Fans will recall that when Melrose Place went off the air in 1999, Sydney Andrews was left for dead after being hit by a car, and Dr. Michael Mancini was last seen helping Peter Burns and Amanda Woodward flee the country. Apparently, a lot can hap...

Tara Reid Must Have a Job Building Concert Stages

Forget skydiving and promiscuous sex, concert-going has recently emerged as the most dangerous pastime. 1 person died and as many as 40 others were injured when a stage collapsed while country music singer Billy Currington was performing at the Big Valley Jamboree, one of Canada's biggest country music festivals. Currington himself received several lacerations on his face, and one of his band members was taken to the hospital after being pulled from the wreckage with a serious arm injury. Witnesses said that the power went out and the stage just sort of "crumbled." A strong thunderstorm that produced "hurricane level" winds and marble-sized hail is thought to have contributed to the stage's collapse. With the collapse of a stage in Marseille, France that was being constructed for a Madonna concert, that makes two people that have been killed in the last month by concert stages. Perhaps the only good thing to come out of this is that the performances for the rest of the evening were cancelled after the stage collapsed. How is that a good thing you ask? Kevin Costner and his band Modern West were scheduled to perform next. Forget skydiving and promiscuous sex, concert-going has recently emerged as the most dangerous pastime. 1 person died and as many as 40 others were injured when a stage collapsed while country music singer Billy Currington was performing at the Big Valley Jamboree, one of Canada's biggest country music festivals. Currington himself received several lacerations on his face, and one of his band members was taken to the hospital after being pulled from the wreckage with a serious arm injury. Witness...

You Don’t Have to Be Poor to Be White Trash

60921a1_de_matteo_b_gr_02 Being trashy has nothing to do with income level or celebrity status-- it's a state of mind. Drea de Matteo, whose name you might not really know but whose face you'll recognize as "That chick that kind of looks like Portia de Rossi who was on The Sopranos" got engaged to her baby daddy Shooter Jennings this past Thursday. Shooter-- son of country music legend Waylon Jennings-- proposed to Drea onstage during a concert in Utica, NY and tweeted shortly thereafter "Hands off motherfuckers she said y...

Mama Is Going To Be So Happy!

56418679tamekafoster611200935233pm Usher and his wife Tameka Foster have split up.  If you remember correctly, Usher's mother was furious that her baby boy was marrying Foster and even boycotted the wedding.  And when you have a last minute boycott, wedding cancellation and secret reschedule, those are all pretty strong signals that your marriage is doomed from the start. Another sign that your marriage is over?  When your wife goes into cardiac arrest in a Brazilian hospital during liposuction and you weren't even aware she was out of the country. Usher and Tameka hav...

South Dakota Cowboy Wins $232 Million Dollar Lottery

It can be hard being a cold-hearted bitch, so sometimes I like to write about things that make me feel good. Like when one of the biggest Powerball jackpots in U.S. history is won by someone who appears to have really needed it-- a cowboy from one of the poorest areas of the country who has been struggling to help his family make ends meet. 23 year old Neal Wanless has been helping his ranching family pay the bills by reselling scrap metal. No stranger to hard times, the Wanless Family's trail...

Quotables On Today’s Prop 8 Decision

I had trouble finding celebrity quotations supporting today's Supreme Court decision but I'll be happy to post them tomorrow if you know of any.  Email me! "They decided to be indecisive.  It was a ruling that doesn't resolve anything because there is still inequality. It's like [George Orwell's Animal Farm] — some pigs are more equal than other pigs. We're more equal than some of the other gays and lesbians." Star Trek alum George Takei, referring to his still-legal marriage in the state of California.

"That's just awful. I mean when you see places like Iowa saying yes and there's now five states [in favour] in America…and California is supposed to be a progressive state it just defies logic to me and I’m very disappointed with that." Elton John to Access Hollywood [Five states?  Really?]

"Today the California Supreme Court decided to uphold Prop 8, outlawing gay marriage in California. This really makes me sad. I thought we were more forward thinking than this, and I'm disappointed in the Supreme Court for being so closed minded. Everyone.. gay, straight, bisexual, transgendered, EVERYONE should have equal rights to marry who they want to. I have many gay friends and all I want is for them to be happy, yet this is just another obstacle in their way. Now they must continue fighting to be granted a basic civil right that many people take for granted. Shame on you, California! We must all continue to fight the h8!" Kim Kardashian on her blog.

"So, will anyone be sleeping better tonight? Those full of hate and fear will surely be disappointed that 18,000 same sex couples will be living in wedded bliss, kissing their spouses goodnight, checking off those little ' married ' boxes on all those forms we fill out nowadays. That’s really going to drive them crazy. Then there are those of us like me who still dangle in ' domestic partnership. ' We can adopt our own children, but we can’t bring our partners who might be citizens from out of the country, here. We can’t file joint tax returns. I could go on. Who will be happy tonight? How do I explain this to my children? Well, you know Ellen? She is married but Mommy and I are not. That is liberty and justice for all? I am hopeful as I see more and more states turn to the inevitable future of equality, California will get there. Change takes time." Melissa Etheridge, in a released statement.

"Marriage is worth protecting because it is the way we teach the next generation: children need mothers and fathers. This victory for Prop 8 is a victory for children, for civil rights, and for the common good." Maggie Gallagher, president of the National Organization for Marriage

"This just should invigorate people to get it back on the ballot in 2010 and 2012 and every two years until all people are allowed a basic civil right." George Clooney, to E!

And my personal favorite? "No comment." Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean. />I had trouble finding celebrity quotations supporting today's Supreme Court decision but I'll be happy to post them tomorrow if you know of any.  Email me! "They decided to be indecisive.  It was a ruling that doesn't resolve anything because there is still inequality. It's like [George Orwell's Animal Farm] — some pigs are more equal than other pigs. We're more equal than some of the other gays and lesbians." Star Trek alum George Takei, referring to his still-legal marriage in the state of California. ...

OMG There’s an Upcoming Season of Cathouse????

506x316_cathouse02 So there's this dumb article about Dennis Hof, the guy who owns that brothel in Nevada, offering Rod Blagojevich a job on the upcoming season of the show about his brothel. Obviously a stupid publicity stunt, but OMG THERE'S AN UPCOMING SEASON OF CATHOUSE!!!! And I never would have known without this publicity stunt!!! Here's the article (well, it's not even an article, it's on PRNewsWire, so it's just strictly a press release, really): After hearing about the federal judge ruling agains...

Iceland Elects World’s First Openly Gay Prime Minister

Johanna Sigurdardottir of Iceland, World's First Gay Prime Minister I leave you this weekend with a little happy news. While the unholy union that took place this weekend might have led you to worry about the state of the world and wonder if it's not on an express elevator headed straight for the shit pit, this news should give you hope for the future. In general elections Saturday, Icelandic voters gave the victory to the country's leftist parties. This is important because it means that Johanna Sigurdardottir (who had been serving as interim Prime Ministe...

Parton Me? A Top Ten Album Released on Cracker Barrel Records?

Watching You Are What You Eat-- the BBC show where the skinny pale-looking British lady smells your farts and looks at your poo to tell you you've got too much yeast in your diet-- has convinced me to start referring to my weight in terms of stone instead of pounds-- because 11 stone sounds so much more managable, and no one really has any idea how much that is. Stop your mouses right now-- don't you DARE go to a weight conversion site. I weeel keeel you. That's sort of an awkward segue in...

Why Carrie Underwood Wouldn’t Survive One Day As An Evil Beet Writer

carrieunderwoodawards-1 Carrie Underwood is issuing apologies both to Matthew McConaughey and to her family over her completely Wonder Bread comment made to the star during her American Country Music Awards acceptance speech for Entertainer of the Year. Carrie Underwood was overwhelmed to have won "Entertainer of the Year" at the American Country Music Awards on Sunday night, but the moment did turn a little mortifying when she made a sexual reference joke to wanting to see Matthew McConaughey's "boots" in her accepta...

Sacha Baron Cohen’s Anal Sex Warrants NC-17 Rating

Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno NC-17 Pictures Photos It looks like Sacha Baron Cohen's lastest film, Bruno, may be undergoing some changes soon. The film's initial screening by the MPAA culminated in an NC-17 rating for the edgy film. You can't release a film with an NC-17 rating. No one will screen it and no one will watch it. Here's a look at what pissed off the censors: Among the scenes reportedly causing the most issues: one in which flamboyant fashionista Brüno is seen engaging in what appears to be anal sex with another man, and one i...
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