Thank you, Paris Hilton.

How cute are Mario and Karina?? I am so happy that they still are “together.” They really look adorable.

Charting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen‘s nose jobs. Remember, kids, if you have your nose opened up because all the cocaine deviated your septum, it’s not really plastic surgery...

I am really disturbed with myself right now. Jean Luc Picard made an appearance at a London theater today, and is, somehow, still way freakin’ hot to me. Is this just me? Why do I...

Cameron Diaz: “We all suffer when Paris suffers.” Heh. [Cele|bitchy] The celebrities you’d most like to bang. And not with a hammer. [Pajiba] Brooke Burke is still hot...

Ricki Lake, who initially became famous due to the fact that she was a big girl, is now about half her former size. She says that she lost her weight in a healthy way and went from 250 to...

OMG you guys I am sooooo excited. I was talking to my boss last night, and somehow the topic of Cathouse came up (no, I have no idea how that happened. I’m still trying to figure it...

Brittany Murphy and Neve Campbell both tied the knot this weekend. No, not to each other, although that would be way hot. [Gabby Babble] Tom Sizemore hits up the meth again. [Warship] The...

I have no idea what this event was, but it may as well have been the Oscars for how many stars showed up. WireImage calls it “Poiret: King of Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at...

Jessica Simpson‘s breasts continue their comeback tour. [Holy Candy] Paris Hilton was photographed smoking a joint at Coachella. [Daily Stab] Was Britney raped shortly before her...

“Which hard-partying starlet, we hear, will soon be seeking a new publicity rep? The drug and alcohol gossip was one thing, but she hates those pesky lesbian rumors that keep turning...

Jenny McCarthy discusses her son’s autism. [POTP] Okay, Vanessa Minnillo, it’s one thing to take up with Jessica Simpson’s ex-husband. But her hairdresser? You bitch...