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We Love Our Advertisers, Part 367

Yes, that’s right, kids … If you’re Christian, you’ve got ChristianSingles.com. If you’re Jewish, try JDate. If you’re a golddigger, check out...

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Breaking: Kim Kardashian has a huge butt. [Ninja Dude] Akon is back to his old on-stage brutality tricks. [Holy Moly] It’s Brooke Burke’s turn to put on a bikini and splash...

Paris Hilton Mug Shot

We’ll get to posting about other, unincarcerated celebs eventually today, I promise. Until then, here’s the Paris Hilton mug shot.

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John Travolta’s son is not autistic dammit, and the easiest way to prove that is to have another child. [The Blemish] Courtney Love and Linda Perry rock House of Blues — I am so...

Funny Haha

The heat must really be getting to me. College Humor has a bunch of photos that are sexually suggestive trick photographs. They are a bit juvenile but totally hilarious. Enjoy!

Green Day to Cover Simpsons Theme Song

As if you could possibly get any more excited about the upcoming Simpsons movie, it turns out that Green Day will be covering the well-known Simpsons theme song for the film. They’ll...

Celebs Come Out for the Crackberry

Everybody who’s anybody (and not yet in rehab or jail) came out for the BlackBerry Curve launch party in Bev Hills last night. It looks like they made everyone pose with a BlackBerry...

Danny Bonaduce is One Classy Sonofabitch

Check out these videos of famewhore Danny Bonaduce getting lap dances at his divorce party in Hollywood on Thursday night. The goings-on were thoughtfully narrated by Adam Carolla during a...

Calum Best Is Wise

Good call Calum. “I’m a bad boy. I go out and get drunk, I get high on cocaine and I do stupid debauched things with the wrong women. When I’m high I do wild stupid shit...

Page Six is Retarded

Why is Page Six Retarded?…Because they ran this little blurb today. CORNY crooner Michael Bublé isn’t entirely the ladies’ man he fancies himself to be. The...