Woah, wait. You’re telling me there’s drama between Cardinals quarterback/playboy Matt Leinart and his baby mama? [Socialite Life] Mary Louise Parker’s all like...

Jennifer Lopez turns 38. [Allie] Serena Williams gets butt naked. [Yeeeah!] Madonna’s looking a little drunk. [Celebslam] The world needs more photos of Michelle Williams. [Drunken...

More photos from the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav — now with more Carrot Top! [popbytes] Rihanna has actually launched a line of umbrellas. Genius! I have never wanted an...

Okay, people. You know how I’ve been saying that I think LiLo has been staying sober these past few days? I stick by that story, because Lindsay is an alcoholic, and when alcoholics...

Am I supposed to be surprised that there’s a Kate Moss sex tape? [A Socialite’s Life] Kelly Clarkson is such a prude. [Celebrity Smack] Ja Rule got arrested over the weekend...

R.I.P., Tammy Faye Messner. [popbytes] Penelope Cruz is wearing a bikini and picking something out of her ear. [Celebslam] Dude, you know what sucks worse than having your ex-girlfriend sue...

The U.S. still has to wait until midnight, but it’s midnight in London, dammit, and people are legally acquiring the final book of the Harry Potter series as we speak. All I want to...

David over at Pretty on the Outside thinks that if Adam Sandler and Kevin James “are going to play gay, then they should really play gay,” so he sketched up this little...

Courtney Love at The Roxy: the review. [popbytes] Emmy noms are out. [SOW] Nick Nolte took one too many Xanax before boarding his flight. [Cele|bitchy] Are we sure Nicole Richie’s...

Oh ya. Work it. PS- For those who are like, where is this great McDonalds? Well it is by Wrigley Field in lovely Chicago, IL.

This is twisted and quite amusing. I am a big fan of the Sans Pants fellows. For more of their funny check out their website www.sanspantsproductions.com They are also big fans of the Beet...