So I sat down to write a post about Cheri Oteri’s father, who was tragically murdered in his Nashville home this weekend, but I really hate covering shit like that. Like, it’s...

So Perez Hilton is totally regretting making an Internet phenom out of Chris Crocker (aka Heidi Montag Part Deux), and refuses to cover him further, and I’m sure has managed to be a...

Britney Spears will reprise her guest role on How I Met Your Mother. Production on the new episode begins today. The show’s producer, Craig Thomas, released this statement:...

Here’s a better shot of Miley Cyrus inside Vanity Fair. I love the quote here: “I know they have good hearts and they’re struggling,” she says about Lindsay and...

As if you didn’t get enough of it from Britney, here’s a strung-out Amy Winehouse going through a drive-thru in London, begging the paps to let her buy them a cheeseburger. At...

Here’s Evan Rachel Wood on the cover of h magazine. Normally I hate everything this girl does, just on principle, but I have to admit this is a pretty hot cover. It would be hotter...

The former (current?) model was arrested early Thursday morning and held on $15,000 bail. She was released later in the day. Angie is 38 years old! TOO OLD to be pulling this kind of shit...

Okay, so I finally got my Facebook page updated and set up for visitors. Web 2.0, here I come! :) And, I joined the I ::heart:: Evil Beet group! You should, too! If you haven’t yet...

Heh heh heh heeeeeeeeee! I’m four months sober! I’m going to Coachella, baby!!! Because that is where the real recovery is. Jesus. David “I Have No Fucking Business Being...

Lindsay Lohan plays coy as she leaves Koi in Vegas with Samantha Ronson. Get it? Coy? And Koi? Goddamn, they don’t pay me enough around here. I’m so witty. Lindsay, the...

If you can’t think of a single good reason to vote Republican this election season, here’s one: John McCain’s hottie 23-year-old daughter, Meghan McCain, pictured here at...

I think I’ve figured out why everyone in Hollywood is popping out babies these days. For the tits! No plastic surgeon can make ’em look this natural! Here’s Halle Berry...