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RIP Scott Kalitta

I’ve recently started watching reruns of the A&E show Driving Force, about Funny Car driver John Force and his daughters, so this piece of news struck a chord for me. Funny Car...

Lovin’ the Ladies

This is the graphic the New York Times used to illustrate their piece about Lance Armstrong on Sunday. Ouch. I, for one, am just glad Ashley Olsen made the cut. I’m so disappointed...

Threesome Anyone?

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leave Nicole Richie’s house this weekend. I’m sure they were visiting little Harlow, bringing gifts of gold, frankincense and weed.

RIP George Carlin

George Carlin, the provocative comedian who broke all sorts of barriers, has died of heart failure at the age of 71. Mr. Carlin, thank you for your years of fighting the good fight.

Amy Winehouse Has TB Crack in Her Lungs

While my dad and I were driving up the west coast this weekend, the radio DJs on Sirius kept talking about how word on the street is that Amy Winehouse might have tuberculosis. I nearly...

Redding Or Not

I’m at the Oxford Suites in Redding, CA. This is by far the nicest hotel room I’ve stayed in on this journey, but I really needed it tonight, and it’s money well-spent...

Mario Lopez Does Cash Cab Just Like Us

Oh wait. That’s just a normal cab. Do you realize it’s been almost 20 years since Saved by the Bell started? That blows my mind. Also, and on a completely unrelated note...

The San Diego Zoo

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I just checked into my hotel in San Diego. Why, some of you may ask, am I in San Diego on my way from Phoenix to Seattle? Well, Papa Beet decided that if...

And I’m Off!

I’m hitting the road again this afternoon — driving back to Seattle with three cats and a puppy. PLUS, a Papa Beet! That’s right, Daddy Dearest will be accompanying me...