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For all my favorite Jews! Happy Hanukkah!  And to all Evil Beet readers, have a wonderful holiday season!

Jim Carrey is Better Than Will Smith

At least as far as this weekend’s movie releases go.  It was close though.  Carrey’s Yes Man opened up to a sad $18.2M closely followed by Smith’s Seven Pounds at...

Ashlee Simpson Lightens Up

I promise you.  I am not a bitter brunette.  I think blonde hair is beautiful and we all know how gentlemen prefer it.  Thankfully, I never had any use for gentlemen.  Anyway, there is...

Paris Hilton Was Not Robbed

I got an IM from a concerned citizen about how media everywhere is talking about how Paris Hilton was robbed today when a thief stole $2M in jewelry from her Beverly Hills home. “I...

The Duggars Make It 20

Congrats to Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, who just had their eighteenth child, Jordyn-Grace. She was born Thursday via C-section, weeks before her due date of Jan. 1. She weighed in at 7...

Just Because

It’s a crazy wild snow day here in Seattle!!!! The city is completely shut down! No one wants to drive in this weather!!! I am off to hit the streets to forage for food. There’s...

Just Because

I WANT ONE!!! I heard people talking the other day about how they have miniature elephants now. Like little tiny elephants that never grow very big. Is this true??? If so, I would like to...