Apparently Viacom and Time Warner could not reach an agreement in their negotiations, so at 12:01 am on January 1, Time Warner Cable’s 13.3 million subscribers will be losing the...

This is craziness! The Ruler of Dubai, His Highness Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, has ORDERED that all forms of New Years Eve celebrations in the city be called off in solidarity...

Don’t get all excited.  Evil Beet is not for sale.  Under the right circumstances, she could be for rent though.  In other words, contact me if you are single, Jewish and not on a...

On Monday, I got to celebrate my grandfather’s 82nd birthday with him. “Do I get to be on your blog?” he asked. “If I’m on your blog, am I automatically an...

1) There is absolutely nothing of any interest going on anywhere in the world right now. Trust me, I asked everyone. 2) I’m in Scottsdale at my dad’s house, where the Internet...

Whose famous vagina excreted this pacified cutie? She was spotted doing some shopping with her mom in LA yesterday. Here’s an unexpected hint: her celeb mom was smoking a cigarette...

Okay, so I’m too sick to write anything amusing, but I’m too stuffed up to sleep (I’m afraid I’ll die! I can’t breathe!), so I’m — what else...

Wow, you guys, I think that is the longest this site has gone without a post since its inception. HOLY CHRISTMAS! I spent the past couple of days holed up in a cabin at Mt. Baker without...

Hi guys! Beet here. Just a little note to explain what shit’s gonna look like around here over the next couple of days. Zero flights got out of Seattle today. ZERO. So to that asshole...