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Popbytes has all the SAG red carpet looks that I was too damn lazy to post last night. Thanks MK! [popbytes] Diddy bought his 16-year-old son a Maybach and Snooki. [Celebslam] How to...

Palmer’s Dead

This post is for my sister. I have never, ever been the “soap opera” type. I find the ridiculously formulaic story arcs (spiced up every now and then with a dash of current...

Who Is This Magical Tilting Creature?

Seriously? Who the hell is this?? And how is she still upright and how have her hips not snapped from the lack of muscle or fat supporting them? Take a guess and then jump in for the...

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Uhhhh, does Dina Lohan have cocaine on her leggings? [Celebslam] Shauna Sand should not wear that outfit around anyone, ever, but least of all around her daughters. Geez. [popbytes] The...

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This Ke$ha/Cyndi Lauper mash-up is ROCKING MY WORLD. [popbytes] A totally hot photoshoot … with a dog? [Gone Hollywood] Farting in Times Square … so viral right now...

They Liked it, So They Put a Ring on it

(Pic not related, but awesome.) Here’s a pair of engagement announcements for two guys who you might have forgotten about were it not for the incredibly slow news weekend. Backstreet...