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Beyoncé’s management isn’t happy with those unflattering Super Bowl photos [The Superficial] Jessica Chastain likes to laugh, apparently [Lainey Gossip] Fergie might be...

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Jon Hamm’s penis is on the prowl again [The Superficial] Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow like riding in helicopters together [Lainey Gossip] Katherine McPhee thinks it’s okay...

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Brandi Glanville won’t shut up about LeAnn Rimes banging Eddie Cibrian [The Superficial] Ouch – Denise Richards is getting way too skinny [Bitten and Bound] Rihanna looks pretty...

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Alexander Skarsgard hangs out with Kenneth from 30 Rock [The Superficial] Meet Beyoncé’s all-female backing band [The Frisky] Guess what? Chris Brown is a violent thug! [TMZ] Fall...

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Kelly Brook is wearing a green bikini – take note! [The Superficial] Victoria Beckham takes Harper Seven out for walkies [Lainey Gossip] Britney Spears takes her puppy out for some...

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January Jones broke up with her boyfriend before he knocked her up [The Superficial] Mariah Carey wears a lot of bling to American Idol auditions [Lainey Gossip] Ah, Amy Adams is adorable...

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Lindsay Lohan is ready for a new lawyer already – good luck, sucker who takes on that job [The Superficial] Tom Cruise hopes a $24 million Hawaiian mansion will lure Suri to his side...

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Courtney Stodden may or may not have staged her own paparazzi pics at home [The Superficial] Jason Momoa is kind of exactly like Khal Drogo in real life [Lainey Gossip] Sigourney Weaver...

So Long, Farewell

Oh guys. It’s really, really that time: my final (non-celebrity-related) post. I’m glad to say that I went out with a bang on that last John Mayer post. I mean, I guess. You...

The One Where I Feel Too Many Feelings

So that song doesn’t have any real relevance that I can think of right now, but it’s my favorite Bowie song of the moment. And besides, what am I supposed to do here, take a...