Ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! I’m totally just kidding. Leaving Chateau Marmont on Saturday, with one of those guys who’s not only cool enough to carry a pack of Parliaments, but...

Mischa Barton brings cowgirl chic back to the streets of Manhattan.

You and me and the bottle makes three tonight! Mischa Barton and her boyfriend, guitarist Taylor Locke, head back to their London hotel room with a bottle of tequila. Good times!

Damn, you know what would really cheer me up? Another celebrity DUI. It’s been awhile since we’ve had a good one, don’t you think? And it looks like Mischa Barton’s...

Please, please say you can. How about four? Mischa Barton was slapped with four misdemeanors on Tuesday, stemming from her DUI arrest late last year. Mischa was charged with driving under...

Mischa Barton and a friend of indiscriminate gender — seriously, is this a guy or a girl? And why did s/he steal my sunglasses in third grade? — chill in LA after having lunch...

I don’t know how anyone walks around Park City given the subzero temperatures. I know Paris goes from Limo to club, then back again, but Ms. Barton probably hasn’t seen a limo...

These have been around for a couple days, but, tragically, I suck at my job, so I’ve just now stumbled upon them. Man, she looks like she had a rough night. I almost feel bad for...

This DUI may be the nail in the coffin of Mischa’s career. Her management team pulled her from hosting Saturday night’s opening of Cathouse in Las Vegas. “Mischa...

1) Why did it take seven hours for her to be released from jail? 2) Why doesn’t she have a valid drivers’ license? 3) What kind of drugs were in her car? Are we talking a...

Finally! Someone posted bail for her ass. Mischa was released from the West Hollywood Sheriff’s station at 10:10 AM today, and was seen leaving in the back of her parents’...