Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katie Holmes

Standing by Her Man!

Katie Holmes and her new haircut flew back from New York so that they could be two feet taller than Tom Cruise at the LA premiere of Tropic Thunder. Also there: Alicia Silverstone...

Katie Holmes Jeans Watch

Now she’s just fucking with us. She sits at home in her cage at night like “How can I take ugly jeans to the next level?” It’s the only hobby she has left, you...

The Suri Cruise Photo Shoot

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise did a little photo shoot for the paparazzi in Manhattan the other day. This little girl, I must admit, is becoming quite adorable. When she was younger, she...

Suri Cruise Is Adorable

She is not as cute as Shiloh, IMHO, who is destined to be The Most Beautiful Human in the History of the Species, but she’s still pretty darned cute, especially in that little dress...

Keeping Us Guessing!

Katie Holmes is STILL clomping around New York in those atrocious, over-sized man jeans … but today they’re not even cuffed! Gasp! Just when I thought that nothing could...

Katie Holmes is a Woman on a Mission

You will all wear peg-and-roll jeans this season. You must. Katie will see to it. Do you think it’s possible that there’s a secret coded message here? Maybe somewhere in the...

Oh, God

“KATIE HOLMES is on a roll. Tom Cruise’s better half was bumming around downtown L.A. a couple of weeks ago, wearing loose, boyish jeans that she pegged and rolled, teamed with...

Again!

Ugh! What is with Katie Holmes and the cuffed man-pants? Is she trying to start a trend? Is anyone else planning to wear their jeans like this now? Fess up, people.

An Important Message for Katie Holmes

Dressing like it’s 1992 will not, in fact, actually make it 1992 again. It’s 2008, and you married Tom Cruise, and nothing you do can ever change that. I’m so sorry...

Katie Holmes to Make Broadway Debut

It’s been a long time since Katie Holmes was doing live theater at her high school in Toledo, Ohio. But the 29-year-old will hit the Broadway stage — her first stage performance...