Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Joe Francis

Joe Francis BACK IN JAIL!

Oh, happy happy day! Joey Boy Francis was arrested today after showing up five hours late for a U.S. court hearing. What a moron! The Girls Gone Wild founder was arrested Monday for showing...

Today Is a Happy Day

I thought today would be a sad day, what with the Cardinals losing last night and everything. But it’s actually a happy day! There’s a bench warrant out for Joe Francis’s...

The Terrorists Have Some Demands

Here’s Joe “Dead Eyes” Francis announcing that he’s suing the people who kept him in a Florida jail to the tune of $300M. “I recently experienced an...

Joe Francis SUED Again!

And this time it doesn’t even have anything to do with filming naked underage girls! We’re making progress! Joey Boy Francis was sued by the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas for unpaid...

Let’s Get Joe Francis Back in Jail!!!

Okay. So. You guys know I don’t like Joe Francis. That much should be clear by now. And I’m thrilled that there is yet another lawsuit pending against him. It was filed last...

Joe Francis is a Whiny Little Bitch

Little Joe-Joe doesn’t like it in the slammer. :( The people are not nice and the cafeteria always runs out of Squirt before he gets there. You do the crime, you serve the time, Joey...