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Drew Barrymore’s Whip It Premiere

Last night was the premiere of Drew Barrymore’s new movie and directorial debut, Whip It.  She arrived on the red carpet fondling co-star Ellen Page and cuddling up with her old E.T...

Jimmy Fallon Marries Fat-Arms

My asshole boyfriend married Fat-Arms on Necker Island in the Caribbean this weekend. The two got engaged in August, much to my dismay. Normally I’d take this opportunity to go on a...