Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears

Brit’s New Man

And we begin, per usual, with the time-tested opener for Britney-related pieces: Oops! She did it again! Britney Spears is hooking up with the help. The ‘razzi snapped pictures of her...

Britney Aint Trying To Hear It

She’s back, and posting on her blog. Ms. Britney Spears, the lady for whom a thousand blogger ships were launched, has posted a quasi apology, quasi “whatevs” on her...

Paris a Parent???

Apparently Britney is having as harmful an impact on Paris as Paris is having on her. After all the time Paris has spent with Britney and her two sons, she now wants to have kiddos of her...

Are Brit Brit and Paris Getting It On?

Blind Item: “Which new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.” Um, so Britney is doing coke and Paris Hilton...

Britney Spears Celebrates Birthday

Here at the EvilBeet we owe much of our livelihood to Brit Spears so it’s only fitting that we say Happy Birthday lover!Rumor has it that her AND her vagina had dinner at the Mr. Chow...

Quote of the Morning

Via Celebitchy, Amy Poehler doing “Weekend Update” on SNL. “Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your...

Did Britney’s Vagina Break Google?

From Blogger’s status blog: Thursday, November 30, 2006We are currently investigating the intermittent 502 error pages on the new version of Blogger in beta and its Blog*Spot blogs...

Britney Spears’ Vagina is a Problem

Quick note from the Beet: I apologize for the incredibly slow load times lately. We’re seeing unprecedented levels of traffic, thanks to the whole freakin’ world searching for...

Welcome to the Black Hole of Stupidity

Via Page Six this morning, “In a move that may cause a black hole of stupidity to implode in the middle of Las Vegas, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been tapped to co-host the...