Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Good Gravy! Look at the kids from Modern Family now!

Seriously, I need someone to come check on me.  This is eliciting a reaction out of me that I'm not comfortable with. Noland Gould, the boy who made clumsy and dumb adorable, is now so buff.... and he's posing for a People photo  like he's channeling a Play Girl shoot. Noland said he cut out his bachelor diet of Pizza and soda and replaced it with healthy vegetables and lean protein. But mostly, he says, it was the alcohol. 'I'm eating so much healthier, even though there's less of it,' he noted. 'Nourishing the mind, body, all that. And actually, for me the biggest thing was cutting out alcohol, for me that's actually been very nice.' 'I spent six months basically on vacation,' Gould told People after ABC's hit sitcom ended. 'But I feel like now it's time to kind of make a decision on where I want to go with my career, and one of the ways you can do that is by changing my look and my mindset.'  
 
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  />Seriously, I need someone to come check on me.  This is eliciting a reaction out of me that I'm not comfortable with. Noland Gould, the boy who made clumsy and dumb adorable, is now so buff.... and he's posing for a People photo  like he's channeling a Play Girl shoot. Noland said he cut out his bachelor diet of Pizza and soda and replaced it with healthy vegetables and lean protein. But mostly, he says, it was the alcohol. 'I'm eating so much healthier, even though there's less of it,'...

Malia Obama joins Donald Glovers writing team

[caption id="attachment_187544" align="aligncenter" width="500"][caption id="attachment_187544" align="aligncenter" width="500"] (Photo by Josiah Kamau/BuzzFoto via Getty Images)[/caption] There's something so refreshing about a child of celebrities not wanting to be in the spotlight.  Malia was always the more shy of the Obama sisters, so it's not surprising her career path in Hollywood is being done behind the scenes and not in them. Malia Obama is joining the Donald Glover series, "Hive." being produced, by Glover, for Amazon. The series will fol...

Demi Lovato had three strokes and a heart attack

A new and shocking documentary about (and by) Demi Lovato will trace the terrifying journey to her rock bottom and the miraculous rise back to society and even to where she now thrives as a person. The YouTube documentary series Dance with the Devil doesn't premiere till March 23rd, but a teaser released shows a number of gut wrenching moments, including July 24, 2018, when she was admitted to the hospital for a drug overdose. The scene focusing on her tattooed hand with iv tubes tapped in...

Rush Limbaugh dead at 70

Rush Limbaugh, the conservative radio host and influencer to the Republican party has died at the age of 70. Rush had been battling stage 4 lung cancer the last year and had previously dealt with an ongoing addiction to pain medications. His death was announced on his eponymous radio show by his wife, Kathryn. Rush's life was full of controversy that he reveled in.  Coining the word "Feminazi" for women who stood up for themselves and calling on republicans to refuse to work with Obama...

Tyra Banks buys 80’s Malibu pad

So everyone knows that real estate in Malibu, beachfront especially, is pretty hard to come by.   So we'll understand that model extraordinaire gobbled up this terribly out of date beach house for $4.7m. Take it from someone who spent time in the mall in the 1980's. This place smacks of the era.  Smoothe stucco walls, teal geometric faux walls and shiny terracotta flooring through out. Yes, this is an 80's home.  Of course T is sure to remodel the home and now she'll have a stylish abode that literally sits on the ocean.  Not bad. Tyra Paid: $4,717,555   - 4 bed, 4 bath, roof deck and 4,089 square feet So everyone knows that real estate in Malibu, beachfront especially, is pretty hard to come by.   So we'll understand that model extraordinaire gobbled up this terribly out of date beach house for $4.7m. Take it from someone who spent time in the mall in the 1980's. This place smacks of the era.  Smoothe stucco walls, teal geometric faux walls and shiny terracotta flooring through out. Yes, this is an 80's home.  Of course T is sure to remodel the home and now she'll have a stylish abode that...

Ashley Judd says she could have died in the jungle

This is really just an incredible story of survival and humanity. Ashley Judd was in the Dominican Republic of Congo this month as part of a program intent on saving the Bonobos.  A chimpanzee only found in the Congo.   While deep in the jungle she tripped over a fallen tree and broke her leg in four places.  She has chronicled the insane story that followed in an Instagram post. Ashley wrote: "Friends. Without my Congolese brothers and sisters, my internal bleeding would have likely killed me, and I would have lost my leg. I wake up weeping in gratitude, deeply moved by each person who contributed something life giving and spirit salving during my grueling 55 hour odyssey. Here are some of their stories." "Dieumerci stretched out his leg and put it under my grossly misshapen left leg to try to keep it still. It was broken in four places and had nerve damage. Dieumerci (“Thanks be to God”) remained seated, without fidgeting or flinching, for 5 hours on the rain forest floor. He was with me in my primal pain. He was my witness." This is really just an incredible story of survival and humanity. Ashley Judd was in the Dominican Republic of Congo this month as part of a program intent on saving the Bonobos.  A chimpanzee only found in the Congo.   While deep in the jungle she tripped over a fallen tree and broke her leg in four places.  She has chronicled the insane story that followed in an Instagram post. Ashley wrote: "Friends. Without my Congolese brothers and sisters, my internal bleeding would have likely killed...

Kendall Jenner launches tequila brand

It's second nature for the Kardashians to make money and these days it's just a few months between ventures.  And Kendall hasn't been the most productive in that area.   Seems Momager Kris got that taken care of. Kenny's been teasing the release of her tequila brand 818 for a month or so.  Cryptic posts with the unknown bottle behind her and things like that.  So here it is. Kenny said in her Instagram announcement that she’s been developing 818 for nearly four years — right after...

Taylor Swift and Zoe Kravitz were Lockdown pals

I don't know why this fascinates me so.  But Taylor Swift has recently been revealed as one of the gang in the Covid pod with Zoe Kravitz at the end of last year. I don't know why this fascinates me so.  But Taylor Swift has recently been revealed as one of the gang in the Covid pod with Zoe Kravitz at the end of last year. And whats more, the singer, was revealed in a WWD article to have assisted in a recent photo shoot featuring Zoe. The shoot was for New York Times magazine’s Great Performers issue, which came out at the end of last year. And like most collaborations during the age of coronavirus, the photo shoot was virtual, with the photographer Christopher Anderson far off in Paris, France. NYT Mag’s editor-in-chief, Jake Si...

David Boreanaz speaks out amid Joss Whedon abuse claims

There have been claims that Joss Whedon was abusive for years, but his most recent accuser is Charisma Carpenter, who played Cordelia in the ’90s sci-fi series Buffy. Now she's receiving support from her costar, David Boreanaz. And it sounds like she's had his support for a while, just not publically. Boreanaz, 51, shared a statement via social media on Sunday. “I am here for you to listen and support you,” he wrote. “Proud of your strength,” he added, apparently referring to form...

Oprah gets exclusive sit down with Meghan and Harry

No wonder Oprah was so accommodating to Meghan and Harry. Helping them find a home and welcoming them so grandly to Los Angeles.  She was angling for an interview! Oprah will be sitting down Prince Harry and Meghan Markle for a primetime special interview. On Monday, CBS announced in a press statement that Winfrey will have what is being trumpeted as “an intimate conversation” with the former royals. “Winfrey will speak with Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex, in a wide-ranging interview, covering everything from stepping into life as a R...

All the best Celeb PDA shared on Valentines Day

While many of us ate the Kitkat your SA grabbed at the 7-Eleven and called a Valentine, celebs were doing what they do best.  Living grand lives and documenting them on Instagram for the rest of us to envy.  So lets pay attention to what they're sharing. Actually, the Obama's are freaking adorable and Cardi B got completely SPOILED by her man Offset.  
 
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  />While many of us ate the Kitkat your SA grabbed at the 7-Eleven and called a Valentine, celebs were doing what they do best.  Living grand lives and documenting them on Instagram for the rest of us to envy.  So lets pay attention to what they're sharing. Actually, the Obama's are freaking adorable and Cardi B got completely SPOILED by her man Offset.     View this post on Instagram   A post shared by...

Nicki Minaj’s father killed in hit-and-run accident

    Nicki Minaj's father, Robert Maraj, has died after being struck in a hit-and-run accident on Friday evening. He was 64 years old. According to Nassau County Police in New York, Maraj was hit by a vehicle which subsequently fled "without a meaningful description" from witnesses. He was taken to a nearby hospital in critical condition and succumbed to his injuries on Saturday. The area's Homicide Squad is investigating the case and encouraging anyone with identifying information abo...