Because, man if you do, you're in luck. West's video for his new single 'Runaway' has hit the 'net and the sucker's thirty-four minutes long. That's like a fucking sitcom! Only it stars Kanye West, and it's got quite a lot of singing on it, so it's also kind of like Glee maybe. But I don't think even Glee would stoop to doing a Kanye episode, so maybe it's actually nothing like Glee. But regardless, the video is as long as it takes me to do a load of laundry in my fancy-schmaltzy high-efficiency washer and have a cup of coffee -- or two. Seriously though, guys, there's a few things that I'm in dire need of for this lifetime to be considered 'successful,' but that many minutes -- in one sitting -- of Kanye West? So not on the order, and I feel kind of violated that some pimply-faced cashier would even try to slip that into my grocery bag when I wasn't looking. See what happens when you begin to get complacent? Constant vigilance! /> Because, man if you do, you're in luck. West's video for his new single 'Runaway' has hit the 'net and the sucker's thirty-four minutes long. That's like a fucking sitcom! Only it stars Kanye West, and it's got quite a lot of singing on it, so it's also kind of like Glee maybe. But I don't think even Glee would stoop to doing a Kanye episode, so maybe it's actually nothing like Glee. But regardless, the video is as long as it takes me to do a load of laundry in my fancy-schmaltzy high-e...