Or at least her lawyers did.
Britney and K-Fed agreed to a temporary custody arrangement for the month of January. While it's been said (by celebrity gossip bloggers, who, like myself, all have J.D.s and a minimum of five years experience practicing divorce law) that Britney's wild ways, when contrasted with Federline's recent campaign for Father of the Year, would result in a custody settlement that favors the Fed-Ex, that doesn't seem to be the case so far.
Federline got his ass whooped in ...
Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can't do? [The Blemish] Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere's after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe] K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial] Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse than I have ever, ever seen her look. The first pic is vaguely reminiscent of Rosie O'Donnell. [X17] The "sole remaining" copy of the video of Steve Irwin's death has been handed over to his widow. [Tabloid Whore] Nicole Richie hires a shaman to rid her home of whatever "curse" triggered her string of bad luck in 2006. This shaman will, I assume, walk in, flush thirty-six baggies of coke down the toilet, and leave. [Junkiness] Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's publicity train makes a stop in Splitsville. [The Bosh] Singer/model Tyrese allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. [Gabsmash] After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood] It's been months (and about 20 pounds) since we've had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy] Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of "Stars Are Blind." Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!] There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who's half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed] Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more] Jessica Alba in a bikini. You're welcome. [IBBB] Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam] That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish] After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood] It's been months (and about 20 pounds) since we've had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy] Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of "Stars Are Blind." Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!] There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who's half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed] Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more] Jessica Alba in a bikini. You're welcome. [IBBB] Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam] That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish]
Well, I guess it's technically Thursday night right now, but, by the time you all read this, it'll be Friday. And there's no need to do real work on Friday.
1. Test your movie know-how with The Invisibles quizzes on FilmWise. I'll give you a few to start out with. Can you identify these films?
Well, I guess it's technically Thursday night right now, but, by the time you all read this, it'll be Friday. And there's no need to do real work on Friday.
1. Test your movie know-how with The Invisibles quizzes on FilmWise. I'll give you a few to start out with. Can you identify these films?
2. Check out Wil Wheaton's reviews of Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes on TV Squad. I cannot believe it took me so long to discover these. They're hilarious.
3. Imagine if your favorite (or least...
You know you wanna see it. Because you know you're not going to see the actual film.
Check it out here. ...
I know, I know. Crazy. But Page Six reports that the beautiful Dita Von Teese filed for divorce from the "rocker," after only a year of marriage (although they dated for several years before that), citing irreconcilable differences. Manson will be served with divorce papers at an L.A. recording studio, since Von Teese can't seem to get ahold of him any other way.
Says a Dita ally: "He's not been responsive. She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at...
From the pop tart's website:
Dear Fans,
It has been a while since I've addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it.
The last couple o...
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Courtney Love once again treats us to her own special brand of crazy, as she posted her New Year's resolutions on her website, without thinking to run a spell-check (or a sanity-check) beforehand. The New York Daily News picked up these items as their favorites, but you can get the full list here.
* Have a happy satisfied child and family
* sell the pony get a new horse
* try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
* cahnt for the war in...
Fox execs announced today that this will be The OC's last season."This feels like the best time to bring the show to its close," says Josh Schwartz, the show's creator and exec producer, by which he means, "We should have canceled this show after the second season, but we're going to do it now instead."This is sad for those of you who care about this show, and totally meaningless to me....
After Britney Spears' impromptu New Years nap, it's clear some much-needed rest is in store for the starlet. On New Years Day, she checked into Scottsdale spa Sanctuary, her favorite R&R locale. (I worked out there when I lived in Arizona, and, I swear, they had cable TV on the treadmills before anyone, and it was so awesome. I once made the mistake of showing up right at the start of a VH1 Surreal Life marathon, and I was unbelievably sore the next day.) But is a spa really the last stop for B...