After I made a huge fuss last night about how People magazine reported Lindsay Lohan's wagon-tumbling adventures without even batting an eyelash, the mainstream mag decided, today, that they probably oughtta make a fuss themselves.
In an article posted early this afternoon, People writers say:
Is Lindsay Lohan back to her hard-partying ways? The actress – who completed a stint in Cirque Lodge rehab last September – is raising eyebrows again after she was spotted on Saturday drink...
I'm really torn on this issue, and I want to hear opinions from you guys.
Lisa Loeb is wearing the same dorky glasses she wore at the beginning of her career.
At left: Lisa Loeb, on Sunday, at the NYC premiere of Turn the River.
At right: Lisa Loeb, at the 1993 Grammy awards.
On one hand, in a world where celebrities seem obsessed with constantly reinventing themselves, it's kind of refreshing to see someone sticking to the same schtick for 15 years.
On the other hand, Jesus ...
The rap superstar has officially called it quits with his fiancee, fashion designer Alexis Phifer.
Sources close to Kanye say that he was the one who broke it off, saying "I just don't think it is going to work out anymore." He even asked for his ring back! Ouch!
The pair have been dating on and off since 2002. They got engaged in the fall of 2006.
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OMG!!!!
This is the coolest thing ever! And also kind of the weirdest thing ever.
Playboy has launched a nationwide search for the hottest women who work for my FAVORITE restaurant!!!! They're going to do a "Girls of Olive Garden" pictorial!!!
Hugh Hefner and Kendra Wilkinson will handpick the winners.
Reps from Olive Garden say they have no involvement in this -- they won't encourage their servers to get naked, but they won't fire them for it, either.
Man, at first I was lik...
On Sunday, the 26-year-old hottie became the first woman to win an IndyCar race, taking home the big prize for the Indy Japan 300.
"It's a long time coming. Finally," she said. "It was a fuel strategy race, but my team called it perfectly for me. I knew I was on the same strategy as Helio [Castroneves] and when I passed him for the lead, I couldn't believe it. This is fabulous."
And Helio's response?
"With five laps to go, I was saving fuel. When Danica passed me, I realized she was...
You know, when you're dating a Prince, you expect the royal treatment.
Kate Middleton got it this weekend, when Prince William landed a $16M military Chinook helicopter in her family's lawn, sparking plenty of controversy in Britain. And last week, Wills flew brother Harry to their cousins bachelor party in a different Chinook. (The British media calls a bachelor party a "stag do," and I'm totally going to use that in the future.)
Says a member of the British military: "At a time when t...
I love how People magazine has decided to nonchalantly announce that Lindsay Lohan has fallen way, way off the wagon.
According to them:
Lindsay Lohan continued to support good friend Samantha Ronson, hanging out at Times Square's Hawaiian Tropic Zone as Ronson spun tunes from midnight to 4 a.m. Sunday.
The pair arrived together, both wearing black leather jackets, right on time at 12 a.m. A blond-haired Lohan stationed herself at a table directly behind Ronson's deejay booth in the second level VIP...
It's funny; a few weeks ago, I was driving around LA and saw one of those billboards that says "My Mother Always Hated You, Sarah Marshall" and I thought to myself, "God, it would suck to be named Sarah Marshall right now."
The billboards, of course, are a promotion for Judd Apatow's new film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There are several of them, sporting phrases like "You Suck, Sarah Marshall" and "You Do Look Fat in Those Jeans, Sarah Marshall."
Like I said: it would suck to be named Sa...
The Sister, Sister star, 29, married her longtime boyfriend, actor Cory Hardrict, on Sunday at the Four Seasons in Santa Barbara.
Sister Tamera was the maid of honor.
I kind of love the Mowrys. I mean, they're boring as all hell, but it's refreshing to see child stars grow up and not be drug addicts. These two seem really grounded and continue to be positive role models. Good for them. ...
Above, find cast members at the Berlin red carpet premiere of a German-language film called Urmel voll in Fahrt.
I laughed for like ten minutes. I'm still giggling as I write this.
Also, I drove through Beaverton, Oregon today, and got quite a kick out of that.
It's a mystery why I'm still single. ...
Um, so, this is kind of a moment where I should pick up the phone and call my boss and be like, "Um ... is it okay if I run photos of Emma Watson's vagina?" Because, like, I've kind of gotten in all sorts of trouble for this sort of thing lately.
But I love you guys above all else, and I really think it's important you have the opportunity to see Emma Watson's vagina. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?
And you know what's even better? (And what my management will be ...
Here's a few new shots of 15-year-old Miley posing all sexy-like.
It's not that she's doing anything I wasn't doing at 15.
It's just that I don't think most parents hope this is what their 15-year-old is doing.
Also, Miley, you can do soooo much better than this dude, whoever he is.
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