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Marcia Cross takes her twin daughters, Eden and Savannah, to a park in Brentwood. Awww, they're so cute. I bet Greg and I will have twins. Twins with killer abs. Seriously they'll just pop out of my vagina with six-packs. I'll have to make them stop doing push-ups so the doctor can cut the umbilical cord. I'm so excited for my babies with Greg. ...

Never, ever, ever stand next to Jessica Stam again. Here's Chloe at an event for Women's Health in NYC. Chloe really needs to find out when there will be an event for Women's Mental Health and show up there instead. ...

I've been watching the previews for this show forever, but I never actually considered watching it. But my (fabulous!) trainer always talks about it. Like, we do ten minutes of abs, ten minutes of upper body, ten minutes of lower body, and then ten minutes of Work Out recap. So I finally decided to tell my DVR to record it, and have been spending the evening getting all caught up. And it's amazing. It's like The Hills but with grown-ups with amazing bodies. So much drama! So many six-packs! And l...

Why? Because there is nothing else going on. And because everyone at this event is way hot, and basically my entire hope for the future. And because Leighton Meester has her hand in that stupid purse in like every shot, and it just baffles the mind. All the pics are inside. We've got Gossip Girl folks (Blake!!!!), we've got ANTM folks (Jaslene!!!!) and we've got 90210v2.0 folks (???!!! ... um ... Lori Loughlin?). Read More...

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Everyone is fine. Except for me. I am devastated. Because this is such a boring story, just like all the stories so far this week are boring, boring, boring. Jesus Christ, will Lindsay get another DUI or something? Seriously, I'd settle for a fucking Lohan DUI right now. Hell, I'd settle for some D-lister throwing a drink at Paris in a club. I don't care. Someone fucking do something!...

Filmmaker Michael Moore, the mountain of a man behind the provocative 2004 documentary, has begun work on a follow-up film, due to be released in the spring of 2009. Moore made an intentional decision to release the film after the U.S. presidential election, as he claims that he doesn't want it to be seen as a politically motivated film. Good luck with that, dude. The film intends "to examine how America's role in the world has changed over the last eight years," says the COO of Overture Films, the document...

Seriously there's something very wrong with me. I'm obsessed with this girl. She's 14. Man, it is such a good thing I'm not a dude. I'd totally be one of those weirdos who cruises by the local high schools and offers the freshman girls a ride home. No, ha ha, that's absurd. I wouldn't be doing that. Because I'd totally be in jail already. At the CW upfronts. ...

The first press shots of the new cast of 90210. Meet (from left): Dustin Milligan, AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Walter, Shenae Grimes, Tristan Wilds, Lori Loughlin, Ryan Eggold, Jessica Stroup and Michael Steger. Oh man. I want to be excited about this, but I just know it's gonna be such a disaster. ...

I mean, I know it's difficult to find ways to make your black leggings stand out in a crowd of wannabes, but, really, Lindsay? Kneepads? Other features considered for the line of Lohan Leggings: - Crotchless variant - Built-in lube injector - Hidden "Valtrex" pocket - Vibrating pantyline Any other suggestions for how Lindsay could better differentiate her line of leggings?...

Here's the teaser for Woody Allen's new film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, valuable only in that it contains about three seconds of Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson sucking face in what appears to be a photography lab. And I like how Scarlett Johansson doesn't even have to speak a damn word for you to know that she is playing the exact same character she always plays. /> Here's the teaser for Woody Allen's new film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, valuable only in that it contains about three seconds of Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson sucking face in what appears to be a photography lab. And I like how Scarlett Johansson doesn't even have to speak a damn word for you to know that she is playing the exact same character she always plays. ...