One Big Happy Family! June 25, 2008Evil BeetDavid Ritchie, Lourdes Ritchie, Madonna, Rocco Ritchie Madonna's kids -- Lourdes, Rocco and David -- play in Central Park with their nannies. There are actually three nannies here -- you can see the legs of the other two behind the one that looks suspiciously like Jessica Biel. A nanny per kid! Brilliant! Kate Gosselin, are you paying attention here? [Image via Splash]...
Anne Hathaway: Open Mouth, Insert Foot June 25, 2008Evil BeetAnne Hathaway, Raffaello Follieri I have to admit I like Anne Hathaway a LOT more now that there's actually some drama surrounding her. As you'll recall, Anne spent awhile in a serious relationship with Raffaello Follieri, who was arrested yesterday for some really shady investment shit. The two had recently broken up. But they didn't break up recently enough, it seems. The issue of InStyle, which hits newsstands next month, has Anne gushing about her relationship with Raffaello. "I enjoy living with him so much, but we'r...
Hoooooly Crap It’s the Verne Troyer Sex Tape June 25, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Yeah, that's right, Mini-Me has a sex tape. It was reportedly stolen from his apartment, which he used to share with a live-in girlfriend. The two have since broken up. (And, no, the girlfriend isn't a Little Person.) TMZ has a brief (okay for work) clip of the action here. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100K for the video. Shit, it's worth way more than that. Little Person sex???? I would pay so much to watch that. Do Little People have normal-sized penises? Or is he dealing with a pinky-...
Brooke Hogan Rocks Maxim June 25, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Brooke Hogan -- who is rapidly transitioning from a celebrity I detest to a celebrity I adore -- did a photo shoot for Maxim recently. Despite all the recent drama, her dad was on-hand to watch (weird, right?) but this video of the shoot is pretty endearing. At one point Brooke actually does a back walkover on the beach, which I found quite impressive. I could do those when I was like 10, but became pretty much incapable of anything involving flexibility once I hit puberty. It's really such a tragedy that fl...
John Mayer Told Minka Kelly He “Didn’t Get” Jennifer Aniston “Thing” June 25, 2008Evil BeetJennifer Aniston, John Mayer This is a fun little item from Page Six: JOHN Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly's heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston - but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, "Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get ...
Aubrey O’Day is Going to Broadway June 25, 2008Evil BeetAubrey O'Day Um, remember when Broadway was a haven of respecting thespian professionals and not a place for reality TV stars to chill out when they don't become the next pop phenomenon? Yeah. Aubrey Fucking O'Day will be appearing in Broadway's production of Hairspray starting July 18. She'll play Amber Von Tussle, Tracy Turnblad's arch-nemesis. Now, I'm not saying Aubrey O'Day's not qualified to play an annoying little brat, but seriously? Aubrey O'Day on Broadway? Next thing you know Britney...
In Case You Missed It June 25, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Here's Jessica Simpson performing her new country track, "Come On Over," on The View. Um, is that dress her idea of what you wear when you're singing country? Because it's my idea of what you wear when you're in dress rehearsals for Little House on the Prairie. ...
Hooray for Giveaways: The EGO Cup! June 25, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized I love PR folks, and I love it more when they want to give you guys cool free stuff. In case you haven't heard, the states of California and Washington are going "hands-free" on July 1. This means that you can be cited and fined if you're holding your cell phone up to your ear while driving. In California, the fines can range up to nearly $200, and in Washington it's around $125. Even if you don't live in these states, cell phone use is the number-one cause of distracted-driving accident...
LOLCate June 25, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized So basically everything on ICanHasCheezburger.com is the funniest thing ever. I ::heart:: that site. But when I came across this one I almost fell off the couch laughing. Had to share. ...
So In Love! June 25, 2008Evil BeetLiev Schreiber, Naomi Watts Naomi Watts and her baby-daddy boyfriend Liev Schreiber go for a romantical walk in New York City. Check out the Birkenstocks on Liev. I haven't seen a celeb sporting those in awhile. Love it....
PUPPY ALERT! June 25, 2008Evil BeetJaclyn Smith Jaclyn Smith brought an adorable puppy to the Shear Genius season two launch event. I have no idea why she brought this puppy, but it sure was an effective way to get me to write about her. This puppy is not as adorable as Leo, though, who has quickly made my old, fat cats his new playmates, much to their chagrin. He follows Max around the house, sniffing at his ass. It's like the funniest thing ever. It looks like Max has a permanent ass growth -- this little puppy who just trots along b...
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Madonna's kids -- Lourdes, Rocco and David -- play in Central Park with their nannies.
There are actually three nannies here -- you can see the legs of the other two behind the one that looks suspiciously like Jessica Biel.
A nanny per kid!
Brilliant!
Kate Gosselin, are you paying attention here?
[Image via Splash]...
I have to admit I like Anne Hathaway a LOT more now that there's actually some drama surrounding her. As you'll recall, Anne spent awhile in a serious relationship with Raffaello Follieri, who was arrested yesterday for some really shady investment shit. The two had recently broken up.
But they didn't break up recently enough, it seems. The issue of InStyle, which hits newsstands next month, has Anne gushing about her relationship with Raffaello.
"I enjoy living with him so much, but we'r...
Yeah, that's right, Mini-Me has a sex tape. It was reportedly stolen from his apartment, which he used to share with a live-in girlfriend. The two have since broken up. (And, no, the girlfriend isn't a Little Person.)
TMZ has a brief (okay for work) clip of the action here.
SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100K for the video. Shit, it's worth way more than that. Little Person sex???? I would pay so much to watch that. Do Little People have normal-sized penises? Or is he dealing with a pinky-...
This is a fun little item from Page Six:
JOHN Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly's heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston - but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, "Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get ...
Um, remember when Broadway was a haven of respecting thespian professionals and not a place for reality TV stars to chill out when they don't become the next pop phenomenon?
Yeah.
Aubrey Fucking O'Day will be appearing in Broadway's production of Hairspray starting July 18. She'll play Amber Von Tussle, Tracy Turnblad's arch-nemesis.
Now, I'm not saying Aubrey O'Day's not qualified to play an annoying little brat, but seriously? Aubrey O'Day on Broadway? Next thing you know Britney...
I love PR folks, and I love it more when they want to give you guys cool free stuff.
In case you haven't heard, the states of California and Washington are going "hands-free" on July 1. This means that you can be cited and fined if you're holding your cell phone up to your ear while driving. In California, the fines can range up to nearly $200, and in Washington it's around $125. Even if you don't live in these states, cell phone use is the number-one cause of distracted-driving accident...
So basically everything on ICanHasCheezburger.com is the funniest thing ever. I ::heart:: that site. But when I came across this one I almost fell off the couch laughing. Had to share. ...
Naomi Watts and her baby-daddy boyfriend Liev Schreiber go for a romantical walk in New York City.
Check out the Birkenstocks on Liev. I haven't seen a celeb sporting those in awhile. Love it....
Jaclyn Smith brought an adorable puppy to the Shear Genius season two launch event. I have no idea why she brought this puppy, but it sure was an effective way to get me to write about her.
This puppy is not as adorable as Leo, though, who has quickly made my old, fat cats his new playmates, much to their chagrin. He follows Max around the house, sniffing at his ass. It's like the funniest thing ever. It looks like Max has a permanent ass growth -- this little puppy who just trots along b...