Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miss America Pageant Tonight!

How did I miss this? I love the "Miss America Pageant!" Right now if you are reading this, switch on CMT (140 in NYC) because there is a reality program before the pageant called "Pageant School." This is kind of awesome yet sad because this pageant used to run on network television. This year, "Miss America" is being broadcast from the ultra-classy Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. I love that this old school "scholarship competition" has turned into bad reality TV show in sin city. I can't...

Dude Rejection is Ugly

Remember "Crazy Mary" from last season of "American Idol?" She told us back then that "she had a lot of voices." She also was one of the most awkward human beings I have ever seen in my life. After her bizarre audition she had a brief moment of fame (via the entire free world calling her a total nut, but any publicity is good publicity right?) but we haven't heard of her much since then. She was off to beauty school back then...or so we thought. Looking at her MySpace page she admits that her...

Monday Morning Music

I am sorry that this is more like "Monday Evening Music" except the T is a little under the weather. I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite bands ever. This is Gomez. I found this band my freshman year of college on my friend's WinAmp. This song "Shot Shot" is quite fun and the video itself is worth checking out. Hope you enjoy this band as much as I do. />I am sorry that this is more like "Monday Evening Music" except the T is a little under the weather. I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite bands ever. This is Gomez. I found this band my freshman year of college on my friend's WinAmp. This song "Shot Shot" is quite fun and the video itself is worth checking out. Hope you enjoy this band as much as I do. ...

Douchebags Gone Wild featuring “The Dude Covered in Blow”

MollyGood has posted one of the best videos I've seen in a while. From ParisExposed.Com, the website that just won't go away, you get not only the "dude covered in blow" actually talking but also Paris being absolutely blitzed out of her mind and Joe Francis showing off her goodies to the camera. My favorite part has to be when the "dude covered in blow" has to vacuum the excess cocaine off himself with a Dirt Devil because doing a kilo of cocaine in one sitting would lead to such not "hot" things as death. His girlfriend seems a bit peeved at him wasting all of their good drugs to which he replies "it is ok, I'll buy you a watch." From this video we learn a few things. Paris loves being retarded in front of video cameras. Joe Francis is more of a perv than we thought before. Paris loves her drugs. Watching all 20 glorious minutes of this video is totally worth it. It gets slow at times yet really after watching this Tara Ried looks like a Mormon. />MollyGood has posted one of the best videos I've seen in a while. From ParisExposed.Com, the website that just won't go away, you get not only the "dude covered in blow" actually talking but also Paris being absolutely blitzed out of her mind and Joe Francis showing off her goodies to the camera. My favorite part has to be when the "dude covered in blow" has to vacuum the excess cocaine off himself with a Dirt Devil because doing a kilo of cocaine in one sitting would lead to such not "hot" things...

MLK Party? Not The Best Idea Kids…

This sounds like the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. Some kids at a college in Texas decided that it would be cool to get a bunch of KFC, some 40s, a chick dressed as Aunt Jemima, and wear some "gang clothes" to celebrate Martin Luther King Day. They stupidly put the photos up on Facebook and they obviously ended up on The Smoking Gun. Bad idea kids. This day and age you need to be just a little politically correct. Also, what have we learned from famous people like Paris Hilton...when you ...

Ian Benardo…Reality Show Whore

Ok so I can't deal with this when people end up on multiple reality shows. Do these people have an agent? There is something seriously wrong with the world when we have reality show rejects that are reoccurring characters. First he goes on "So You Think You Can Dance" and throws his mink in the corner. Then he goes on "American Idol" and wears some ratty chinchilla scarf. Some people were not loved enough as children. Here is Ian making a fool of himself on American Idol: Here here is the mess of crazy on "So You Think You Can Dance.": He might not be good at anything but damn does he make for some good TV. Update: Of course he has a MySpace page. Click here at your own risk. />Ok so I can't deal with this when people end up on multiple reality shows. Do these people have an agent? There is something seriously wrong with the world when we have reality show rejects that are reoccurring characters. First he goes on "So You Think You Can Dance" and throws his mink in the corner. Then he goes on "American Idol" and wears some ratty chinchilla scarf. Some people were not loved enough as children. Here is Ian making a fool of himself on American Idol: Here here is the mess of crazy on "So You Thi...

Best Tranny Breakdown Ever

How did this get ignored by the blogosphere? This is from "All My Children." Things to note 1) Odd accent that you cannot really place. 2) The funniest use of the word "penis" ever. 3) The ability for these actors to keep their cool during one of the most amazing daytime monolouges ever 4) This chick/dude's name is Zarf />How did this get ignored by the blogosphere? This is from "All My Children." Things to note 1) Odd accent that you cannot really place. 2) The funniest use of the word "penis" ever. 3) The ability for these actors to keep their cool during one of the most amazing daytime monolouges ever 4) This chick/dude's name is Zarf ...

Monday Morning Music

Sorry for the lack of posting today. My cohorts are still mingling with the rich and famous while I slug away at work. Regular employment is so mundane. Here is your Monday Morning Music...a bit later than I had hoped but none the less here is some music for your evening. The T is back in love and this song just makes me want to smile. This is a whiny song that actually has some depth. Put it on your ipod with some Frey, James Blunt, Snow Patrol... nice winter lovin. />Sorry for the lack of posting today. My cohorts are still mingling with the rich and famous while I slug away at work. Regular employment is so mundane. Here is your Monday Morning Music...a bit later than I had hoped but none the less here is some music for your evening. The T is back in love and this song just makes me want to smile. This is a whiny song that actually has some depth. Put it on your ipod with some Frey, James Blunt, Snow Patrol... nice winter lovin....