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Audrina Patridge…You’re An Angel To Me

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The Hills’ Audrina Patridge is the face, or toned abdomen, of the newest PETA Be an Angel For Animals-Always Adopt, Never Buy print campaign.  She’s released a statement through the organization that reads:  “Each year, 6 to 8 million unwanted dogs and cats are turned in to shelters, and half are killed because there aren’t enough good homes. The solution is as easy as ABC – animal birth control. Always spay and neuter, and never buy from a pet store or a breeder.”

So while you’re feeling bad about yourself for plunking down your Amex in the name of being the proud new owner of some designerpup, riddle me this:  Does Audrina Patridge look completely different?  Can you move eyeball position with Photoshop?  What is going on and why doesn’t Audrina look at ceilings anymore?

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  • I thought this was some kind of joke! It looks NOTHING like the [old] her. But I guess even on this season of the Hills she looks different. (Sad that I just admitted to watching this season of the Hill.)

    • I feel like if they throw red paint on faux fur, we should be able to throw red paint on her feathers.

  • PETA is a terrorist organization. They blew up an animal testing lab. THAT is terrorist activity.
    Hate PETA. All for animals.

    And that doesn’t look like her at all.

    • I hate PETA too.
      Their tactics are disgusting. And they go about EVERYTHING the wrong way. Animal rights people can be some of the craziest protesters that there are, and there’s nothing wrong with that most of the time. But when the protests are violent and aimed to directly make people uneasy there’s a problem. They aren’t HELPING the animal rights movement, they’re hindering it by making people think they’re fucking nuts.

      If you want to support animal rights support your local shelter, and humane society. ASPCA, anything.

    • You’re absolutely right that violence doesn’t solve anything, but PETA has absolutely never blown up a lab. Wouldn’t at least a few of their 2 million members be in prison for it? Duh! Sure, PETA has a lot of dumb, naked protests, but they’re so high profile that it would be absurd for them to do anything violent.

      Don’t you realize that the government has been TRYING to pin “terrorist” acts on them for years, and can’t do so because there haven’t been any?

      If you want to hate the idea of people who consider animals equal to humans, go ahead and do so. But find a real reason. I’m personally am not nuts about PETA myself, but at least I base my dislike on stuff that actually happens.

      I bet you haven’t even been to the PETA website, but I’m sure you’ve read plenty of stuff taken from the Center for Consumer Freedom, the main “voice” against PETA. CCF, for the record, is a front group paid by the tobacco, meat, dairy, and liquor industries. They oppose PETA as well as Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Center for Food Safety.

  • Aside from her looking nothing like Audrina Patridge, why do they need a half-naked woman to promote animal adoption? Is it me, or is the PETA a little sexist?

    • Check out their “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaigns, or their online commercials that liken eating delicious zucchini to sucking a big thick cock. PETA is a fucking hypocrite organization that treats women like meat while advocating against consuming meat.

  • Wow, she actually looks pretty. Go fig.

    Agreed on PETA being full of crap.

    And you know, my dog is a purebred from a reputable breeder and I make no apologies for it.

    • all my dogs were purebreed from shelters. And you should feel bad about letting poor dogs die in shelters.

  • I cannot stress enough that buying from a breeder is NOT killing animals or abuse to anmals in any way shape or form.

  • I think she stopped the ceiling eyes because someone talked to her about the fact that she constantly looked up every time a camera was around… or is it more of a condition than that?