Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Keeping My Promise

Well, the women of USA gymnastics may have spent the day breaking ankles, stepping out of bounds, falling on their asses and off uneven bars, but Michael Phelps was busy winning his second gold medal in Beijing today in the men’s 400m freestyle relay. So here’s your picture of his pubic bones. Yummmmm.

Interestingly enough, Phelps actually didn’t win his split of the relay — the real hero here was Jason Lezak, who made a phenomenal comeback against France in the final split to win the whole thing by just .08 seconds. Yeah. Less than a tenth of a second decided this shit. Craziness. And France was definitely the favorite in this particular race, so it was a huge coup for the USA to take home to gold.

GO TEAM USA!

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  • thank you ebeet.

    gotta love swimmer bodies, at least from the neck down… the underwater undulation as they push off of the wall is also particularly nice… =)

  • Hey Beet!

    I got no comment on this guy’s pubic bones……. lol…. But i just wanted to tell you that i had a dream about you ladt night, it wasent a hot dream, dont worry lol it was a very weird dream, where i was running around trying to find my way back home, and i was in the middle of nowhere, and then all of a sudden there was you and some other people, you were having a party outside your house or something, and so i stopped to taalk to you for a sec, and i was very happy i met you and then i just kept on running trying to get home cus it was very late at night.. wtf.. It was weird.. But i just wanted to tell you that i had a dream about you lol..

    Have a wonderful day
    Tako

  • fucking wonderful…. now I’m gonna have to stay away from evilbeetgossip for two weeks if I don’t want olympic spoilers. Great… thanks. I mean I figured I’d stay away from news sites (even away from hotmail) but this was the last place I thought would spoil this race for me. Awesome. Glad I recorded five hours of olympics just so the first post on a gossip website could ruin the main event. At least some site give the results after the jump….. I love evil beet but that just really sucks.

  • lezak was definitely the hero. @elizabeth99 – bummer! but it is still an AMAZING race and knowing who wins before hand won’t take too much away from it. i’ve watched it 4 times now and still can’t believe the USA team pulled it out. seriously, i’m not exaggerating when i use the word AMAZING!

    it’s always nice to put a loudmouth frenchman in his place! the US team was very classy and let their swimming do the talking in response to the french teams comments.

    i hope the media gives lezak the credit he deserves. phelps should give him a cut of some of his endorsements!

  • Hey Beet,

    Last Friday’s FFF on CDAN has an awesome shot of Michael Phelps. I share your obsession…you’ll appreciate this one, I promise. ;-)

  • the race was awesome but i could do without looking too much more at his face- well, beyond the times when he will win over and over again. between obama and phelps it seems to be the year of big ears.
    i said it before, but phelps’ appeal is definitely from the neck down, the fun v shape on male swimmers bodies made by the pubic bones and abs… and what he can do in the water of course.

  • great athlete and body
    sorry to disagree anatomically, but what you call pubic bones are actually the iliac crests and respective muscular insertions
    the pubis symphysis lies in the same location the pubic hair is

  • sure he has a great body, but such a bad face (sorry) – for all around swimming hotness check out ryan lochte!