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Mary-Kate Olsen is DRUNK

While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she’s acting like one too.

Note that no one is touching her as she falls the fuck down outside her SUV after leaving an LA club with friends. She was not pushed down by the paps. She just couldn’t stand upright on her own.

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  • Hey, if someone said, “Don’t you fuckin’ touch me,” I’d let them fall down a flight of stairs before I’d step in.

  • at least she’s easy to pick back up-those are the friends I liked partying with when I was younger!!!

    -made for a quicker exit-

  • Poor little MK, falling down drunk (at least she didn’t get in the driver’s seat). What’s really disturbing is the behaviour of those paparazzis. They remind me of brain-eating zombies in a horror movie, or hyenas around a dying wilderbeast – except that zombies and hyenas would have more dignity.

  • i’m not really going to judge her, cause a lot of people get drunk, but they aren’t famous so everyone doesn’t end up knowing about it. i’m glad i can drink and be ridiculous without all of america seeing. haha.

  • Tear! The vid is down! … We can has permanent link to vid? I always enjoy a good sloppy fall down.

  • god darn it! i wanted to see the god darn video. mary kate used to be a little angel sweetie on “full house”, and now look where she’s at, getting drunk. The stupid animal should know better, i mean, she’s acting so ridiculous. she also got caught table dancing too.