Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kourtney Kardashians insanely gorgeous new home

Kourtney posted a photo of her pool in her new home on May 31st and suddenly I needed full access.  2 weeks later I have it.

The house itself, while beautiful, could be a tent for all I care.  The view on this thing is UH-MAZING. A snow capped mountain range in the distance while you’re chill under palm trees.  Call my next of kin. I’m dead.

The house is in a gated community (duh) called the Madison Club and it’s thick with amenities.  Private clubhouse, five-star dining, and concierge services and several others.  The house is 9,335 square feet of pretty tasteful decor with 6 bedrooms and 7 baths.   Lets just get into this …

Paid: $12,000,000   9,335 square feet / 6 bed, 7.5 bath, infinity pool