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Walmart forced to pull cocaine santa sweater lol

Who doesn’t love a good “ugly sweater” party around the holidays?  This year Walmart was really stepped up it’s game when it rolled out this sweater depicting jolly Saint Nick snorting rails off his coffee table.  His eyes glowing with a Christmas coke rage.

The item was listed on the Canadian Walmart website and has since been removed, but the blow was out of the bag by then.

Seriously, I have to assume someone was about to be fired and decided to go out with a bang, because the sweater even comes with this delicious description:

“We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America,” read the online product description. “That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That’s why Santa really needs to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A Colombia snow. He packs it in perfect lines on his coffee table and then takes a big whiff to smell the high-quality aroma of the snow. It’s exactly what he needs to get inspired for Christmas Eve.”

Walmart issued a statement saying a third party was responsible for putting the site together, but that doesn’t answer the big question… Where can I get one of these sweaters???