Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” ends record streak, LNX stays cool

Lil Nas X, the all the rage and I am who I am hero of the summer can be pretty proud of his hit song “Old Town Road”.  After all it stayed number one on the Billboard Charts for 19 weeks. (Previous record was 16 weeks and was held by “One Sweet Day” by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men and “Despacito” by Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee.

And who took the spot? My baby sister, Billie Eilish! Her song “Bad Guys” is getting the love it deserves and it also makes her the youngest #1 hit maker (she’s 17) since Demi Lovato debuted with “Here We Go Again” at 16.

I also wouldn’t be doing my due diligence if I didn’t tell you that most of the gossip on Billie is that’s she’s an industry plant. And that stations have been ordered to play her on mad rotation to get her into our subconscious minds.  Or maybe we just like her. Whatevs

Either way, lil Nas X took it like a millennial. Meme’d on Twitter.