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Farrah Abraham Wants Her Own Sex-Themed Talk Show

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Farrah Abraham doesn’t generally say anything I want to hear about on any topic, to be completely honest. Then again, plastic surgery and the joys of anal sex aren’t really my thing, so perhaps that’s why. But Farrah, who recently appeared on the Season 2 finale of Botched to discuss her messed up lip implants, wants to take her message to the mainstream, and as she told Entertainment Weekly in a new interview that Brody Jenner shouldn’t be the one getting his own sex talk show – which, incidentally, will be called Sex with Brody, and appear on none other than E! – it should be her.

Asked whether she’d ever want to appear on his show, Abraham was skeptical about Jenner’s credentials: “Does Brody even have any novelty items?”

By “novelty items,” Abraham means toys of the adult variety.

“I think Brody should take a break and it should be called Sex with Farrah. I feel like a sex talk show with me would pretty much be epic. I think I would send all of my call-ins my novelty toys,” says Abraham, pitching genuinely must-see television. “You know, I have the women’s line coming out soon,” she added thoughtfully, before offering to send some samples our way. (For what it’s worth, I laughed nervously and changed the subject — not because there’s anything wrong with “novelty items,” but because my cubicle is not soundproof.)

Heh. That show would end in roughly five seconds. Who would watch it, honestly? I can’t believe Farrah keeps getting all these deals, anyway – although the sex toys I can understand; it was the novel that was inexplicable.

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