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Surprise! Farrah Abraham’s sex life “isn’t that great”

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Farrah Abraham has sold her body (and bought it, clearly) to porn in order to make money and get more attention, but it turns out, being a desperate wannabe who tries to pass porn off as a “leaked sex tape” isn’t all that fulfilling and her personal life isn’t that awesome because of it and she spends a lot of time writing erotica and masturbating, apparently.

From Radar Online:

“My personal sex life isn’t that great,” the single former Teen Mom star admits to in an exclusive interview. “We all know that my sex life really isn’t that hot or crazy.”

That’s why the 23-year-old mom of Sophia, 5, was excited to use her imagination while penning her first erotic novel, In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape).

“I just wanted something wild and crazy and I think as women, we don’t do these things in real life,” she explains. “We just need to get wild and crazy in our heads. I’m happy as a writer that I got to take my mind to other places.”

She says “wanting to touch myself” was a more difficult aspect of the writing process.

“I’m being honest, because I feel like there were a lot of hot and heavy things that I wrote about and thought about,” she confesses.

Despite its triple-x nature, Abraham believes her book will actually help teens avoid promiscuous sex.

“I would rather have them reading erotica or buying a sex toy than going out and having sex with somebody and having that person create problems in their life or shunning them or making them feel bad,” Abraham argued. “I feel like this is a healthy way to express themselves.”

I mean, yeah, masturbation is a healthy thing, but uh… I don’t think I’d want my teenager reading Farrah Abraham’s shitty erotica to discover themselves. She is such a mess.

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