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The Afternoon Links

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Charlie Sheen‘s engagement party was more expensive than most weddings [Celebitchy]

Robert Downey Jr. has a Twitter account now [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Simpson is looking so good these days [ICYDK]

Abbey Clancy looks way too hot in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Adriana Lima has a nice pair of boobs on her [Celebslam]

Are you ready to be blown away by Lea Michele? [Fishwrapper]

Leonardo DiCaprio‘s girlfriend does topless sunbathing [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

You recognize these actors, but do you know their names? [theBERRY]

Looks like Jaden Smith got a new job! [PopBytes]

Kim Kardashian wants no more than three kids [Splash News Online]

Nope, still don’t like Sky Ferreira at all [OMG Blog]

Conan O’Brien gave himself American Hustle hair [The Frisky]

Taylor Swift has a boyfriend checklist, obviously [Moe Jackson]

Andy Cohen is going in on the Real Housewives [Bossip]

Why shouldn’t Heidi Klum go topless in Mexico? [Celebuzz]

Nicole Scherzinger went on a bootylicious dog walk [Popoholic]

Channing Tatum wants you to brace yourself for the ‘Magic Mike’ sequel [I’m Not Obsessed]

Kourtney Kardashian will never marry Scott Disick [Starpulse]

Kate Middleton‘s dress looks like a banana? [Bohomoth]

Mischa Barton still has it! [Fishwrapper]

Gigi Hadid is one sexy lady [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Audrey Hepburn now [Socialite Life]

Girls have it so easy, right? (No.) [The Blemish]

Emma Stone looked beautiful in Berlin [Celebitchy]

Jon Hamm brought his emotions to Sesame Street [The Frisky]

Gwen Stefani is out of the cave and back on the streets [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were making out at Coachella [ICYDK]

Dina Lohan is GUILTY! [Celebslam]

Mila Kunis and James Franco are in the ‘Third Person’ trailer [Moe Jackson]

Khloe Kardashian thinks French Montana is a “great guy” [Celebuzz]

James Maslow is a perfect ten, really [I’m Not Obsessed]

Adam Lambert is really grateful for his fans [Socialite Life]