Flashbacks: Megan Fox before she got all pregnant. [The Superficial]
A Christmas f-ck you to Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
RIP Charles Durning. [Starpulse]
Kind of gives new meaning to the term "yule log." [OMGBlog]
Justin Theroux has no ass. [TMZ]
Hugh Jackman breaks out the wolverine inside. [Socialite Life]
Miniskirts have been criminalized. Look out. [The Frisky]
Demi Moore's daughters are even more disgusted with her. [Celebslam]
Hangovers cured. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry posted the most frightening Twitpic yesterday. Dear God. [IDLYITW]
...
Yeah, I don't know. "Shocked" doesn't really seem like the right word here, does it? Like, Demi probably would have been shocked if Ashton had filed for divorce about two years ago, but since they've been separated for over a year, and since Ashton has a brand new relationship that's been going strong for a few months now (Ashton brought Mila Kunis home to Iowa for Christmas, by the way), it just doesn't seem all that shocking.
But here's the deal:
Even though they separated more than a year ago, Demi Moore ...
A bunch of people, guys. A bunch of people spent Christmas together. You might have even spent Christmas with somebody. But that's not what we're talking about right now. Right now, we're talking about Katy Perry and John Mayer. As you've probably pieced together by now, they spent Christmas together.
But wait. Not only were they together, but they were together at Katy's parents' house. Can you even believe that? That's a serious level of dating, isn't it, taking your boyfriend home for the holidays? How gross.
...
Moment #10: When Victoria Jackson convinced us (again, I mean) that she's an asshole.
Moment #9: When Anne Hathaway decided to promote 'Les Miserables' through her vagina.
Moment #8: That time I wrote an open letter to Madonna because, duh, she's a c-nt.
Moment #7: When we showed you Khloe Kardashian's real father.
Moment #6: That time when Adam Levine officially became too gross to handle.
Moment #5: When Kristen Stewart publicly apologized for grinding up against buck-toothed dong.
Moment #4: ...
... And what kind of Grinch would I be if I didn't deliver them to you in a neat little, child-sized package of gleeful Christmas cheer? Well, a Grinch who isn't attracted to practical children with rode-hard faces, and who look like tall, skinny eight-year-olds who should probably eat more spaghetti and meatballs when their mama cooks it for them, because holy f-cking pre-pubescent emaciation.
These are photos of Courtney Stodden in almost all of her nude glory, and if you don't see that Court...
The pot calling the kettle nasty or whatever. [The Superficial]
What has Mariah Carey done, huh? [Lainey Gossip]
Some really nice guy called Mila Kunis a "dirty Jewess." [Splash]
Miranda Kerr is riding the train to Singletown. [Starpulse]
Kris Jenner and Bruce ... well, Jenner, separate. [TMZ]
The one where all the homeless rally against Justin Timberlake and his elitist ways. [The Blemish]
Merry Christmas from these adorable dogs. [theBERRY]
Ben Affleck isn't running anymore. [Huff Po]
And Jennifer Garner sets the mom bar. [Lainey Go...
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"Ugh, is this aged alcohol? ...
... Because we don't believe in the power of love, of course. That's why we're fools, guys. We just can't even see it. It's as glaring as that stupid gold tooth in...
That's it. There's really nothing else about Brandi here other than these sexy Christmas pictures, but of course, we do have some more LeAnn stuff to talk about because seriously, never in the world was there anyone who'd rather talk about Brandi Glanville and the Other Real Housewives than LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is one of the most important ladies on the planet, and if she won't let Carly Rose Sonenclar forget that, you can bet your ass that you're taking something away from the experience,...
I mean, we pretty much already knew that, but since Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo of her daughter Maxwell yesterday, I think we can go ahead and consider that rumor confirmed.
But let's do some math real quick. Since Jessica waited so long last time to announce her pregnancy, I'm going to go ahead and assume that she at least waited the customary three months to announce this one. That means that she probably conceived sometime in September? Jeez. She had Maxwell in May. It's like...
Hey!
So we're going to be in absentia* today and tomorrow in order to spend time with our families and other loved ones, and to watch movies like 'Holiday in Handcuffs', 'Love Actually', and oh! To engage in other annual indulgences like homemade egg nog, Andes, and lasagna, boy.
We're super thankful to have you guys as both friends and readers, and we even really love those of you who tell us we're stupid and ugly, because hey. You make us smile, too, and variety is the spice of life,...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy.
“Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be aro...
Flashbacks: Megan Fox before she got all pregnant. [The Superficial]
A Christmas f-ck you to Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
RIP Charles Durning. [Starpulse]
Kind of gives new meaning to the term "yule log." [OMGBlog]
Justin Theroux has no ass. [TMZ]
Hugh Jackman breaks out the wolverine inside. [Socialite Life]
Miniskirts have been criminalized. Look out. [The Frisky]
Demi Moore's daughters are even more disgusted with her. [Celebslam]
Hangovers cured. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry posted the most frightening Twitpic yesterday. Dear God. [IDLYITW]
...
Yeah, I don't know. "Shocked" doesn't really seem like the right word here, does it? Like, Demi probably would have been shocked if Ashton had filed for divorce about two years ago, but since they've been separated for over a year, and since Ashton has a brand new relationship that's been going strong for a few months now (Ashton brought Mila Kunis home to Iowa for Christmas, by the way), it just doesn't seem all that shocking.
But here's the deal:
Even though they separated more than a year ago, Demi Moore ...
A bunch of people, guys. A bunch of people spent Christmas together. You might have even spent Christmas with somebody. But that's not what we're talking about right now. Right now, we're talking about Katy Perry and John Mayer. As you've probably pieced together by now, they spent Christmas together.
But wait. Not only were they together, but they were together at Katy's parents' house. Can you even believe that? That's a serious level of dating, isn't it, taking your boyfriend home for the holidays? How gross.
...
Moment #10: When Victoria Jackson convinced us (again, I mean) that she's an asshole.
Moment #9: When Anne Hathaway decided to promote 'Les Miserables' through her vagina.
Moment #8: That time I wrote an open letter to Madonna because, duh, she's a c-nt.
Moment #7: When we showed you Khloe Kardashian's real father.
Moment #6: That time when Adam Levine officially became too gross to handle.
Moment #5: When Kristen Stewart publicly apologized for grinding up against buck-toothed dong.
Moment #4: ...
... And what kind of Grinch would I be if I didn't deliver them to you in a neat little, child-sized package of gleeful Christmas cheer? Well, a Grinch who isn't attracted to practical children with rode-hard faces, and who look like tall, skinny eight-year-olds who should probably eat more spaghetti and meatballs when their mama cooks it for them, because holy f-cking pre-pubescent emaciation.
These are photos of Courtney Stodden in almost all of her nude glory, and if you don't see that Court...
The pot calling the kettle nasty or whatever. [The Superficial]
What has Mariah Carey done, huh? [Lainey Gossip]
Some really nice guy called Mila Kunis a "dirty Jewess." [Splash]
Miranda Kerr is riding the train to Singletown. [Starpulse]
Kris Jenner and Bruce ... well, Jenner, separate. [TMZ]
The one where all the homeless rally against Justin Timberlake and his elitist ways. [The Blemish]
Merry Christmas from these adorable dogs. [theBERRY]
Ben Affleck isn't running anymore. [Huff Po]
And Jennifer Garner sets the mom bar. [Lainey Go...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicolas Sarkozy photo: cocopuffsaredelicious
"Ugh, is this aged alcohol? ...
... Because we don't believe in the power of love, of course. That's why we're fools, guys. We just can't even see it. It's as glaring as that stupid gold tooth in...
That's it. There's really nothing else about Brandi here other than these sexy Christmas pictures, but of course, we do have some more LeAnn stuff to talk about because seriously, never in the world was there anyone who'd rather talk about Brandi Glanville and the Other Real Housewives than LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is one of the most important ladies on the planet, and if she won't let Carly Rose Sonenclar forget that, you can bet your ass that you're taking something away from the experience,...
I mean, we pretty much already knew that, but since Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo of her daughter Maxwell yesterday, I think we can go ahead and consider that rumor confirmed.
But let's do some math real quick. Since Jessica waited so long last time to announce her pregnancy, I'm going to go ahead and assume that she at least waited the customary three months to announce this one. That means that she probably conceived sometime in September? Jeez. She had Maxwell in May. It's like...
Hey!
So we're going to be in absentia* today and tomorrow in order to spend time with our families and other loved ones, and to watch movies like 'Holiday in Handcuffs', 'Love Actually', and oh! To engage in other annual indulgences like homemade egg nog, Andes, and lasagna, boy.
We're super thankful to have you guys as both friends and readers, and we even really love those of you who tell us we're stupid and ugly, because hey. You make us smile, too, and variety is the spice of life,...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy.
“Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be aro...