

From TMZ:
Cee Lo Green is the target of an LAPD sexual battery investigation, TMZ has learned ... but the singer is adamant he did NOTHING wrong.
Law enforcement sources tell us ... a woman recently filed a police report with the LAPD, accusing "The Voice" judge - real name Thomas DeCarlo Callaway -- of a sexual assault.
Our sources say detectives have already visited a restaurant in Downtown Los Angeles in connection with the case and questioned several employees, including the manag...
Yep, there she is. Kelsey Grammer's little bitty three-month-old daughter, partying it up for Halloween at the Playboy Mansion. But, as you can see, it's not nearly as bad as we thought it was, because yeah, she's a little bitty baby at a party at the Playboy Mansion, and yeah, the music is loud or whatever, but you can tell the baby is having an awesome time. And also, she's being watched by some random girl who looks totally responsible. Where's the problem?
And for all of you who still think that this ...
Have you heard? Those pesky 'Star Wars' installments that were supposedly never going to happen? Well. BY GUM THEY ARE. From the mouth of Disney CEO Robert A. Iger:
"Lucasfilm reflects the extraordinary passion, vision, and storytelling of its founder, George Lucas. This transaction combines a world-class portfolio of content including Star Wars, one of the greatest family entertainment franchises of all time, with Disney's unique and unparalleled creativity across multiple platforms, business...
So we haven't done a 'Your Daily Gosling' in awhile, because while I think he's still totally hot, he's become completely boring and off-the-radar, so we haven't really had much reason to talk about him. Except for now. Ryan did a nice little philanthropic thing over the weekend in heading to the Spooky Skedaddle 5K and Festival at the Texas School for the Deaf in Austin, Texas.
That's really super nice, and it's sweet that he generated a lot of publicity for a good thing like a school for...
Emily told you guys earlier today that Octomom---or as some know her, Nadya Suleman---checked herself into rehab for a prescription pill addiction, but that's not where today's Octomom story ends. Nope. Sources are saying that Octogirl's been out of control for awhile, and one of the casualties of her f-ckery included her eleven-year-old son, who was said to be watching her porno video on one of the sites peddling it. From TMZ:
TMZ has obtained correspondence between nanny Gina Bryson and the Or...
I don't mean just his boyfriend, but the whole entire affair. We need a Lifetime movie about Joe Simpson's childhood, about how he decided to stay in the closet and marry Tina Simpson, about the birth of his two beautiful daughters, and finally, and this part would be the focus, natch, the affair. How Joe met his boyfriend, how the relationship developed, and how Tina found out about it.
Here's that part, by the way. Here's how Tina found out about it:
Joe Simpson’s affair with an aspiring male ...
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"This time Chris Brown tried to blow up Rihanna but bitch still insist...
So I've come to the conclusion that though I don't understand much of what Ke$ha is about aside from glitter, Jack Daniels, oral sex, and that wet-penny smell, I'm going to just judge her fashion based on regular old Ke$ha standards, which are entirely different from the standards that you and I might use in real life.
That said? This outfit isn't entirely all that bad. Especially when you compare it to some of Ke$ha's other lovely fashion choices, such as this:
Oh wait, no. My bad. Not ...
I'll leave it up to you to decide, though (about Demi bombing the Anthem, not me being alive, because I promise you, this post is coming to you live and I am not at all dead). Here's Demi's Star Spangled Banner rendition at game five of the World Series, and while I don't think it was as bad as some critics are saying (because some critics, guys, are saying it's pretty f-cking awful), I can say, with much conviction, that it's not nearly as good or cute as Zooey Deschanel's, which we ran yesterday. Get on with your bad self:
So, alright. Girl...
From Us Weekly:
As Us Weekly reported last week, Justin Timberlake serenaded bride Jessica Biel with an original new ballad at their Oct. 19 wedding in Puglia, Italy. Now, in a new interview with Britain's Hello! magazine, the 31-year-old crooner confirms that he sang for Biel, 30 -- as she walked down the aisle!
"I figured if there was something I was going to be able to offer, it would be to sing her down the aisle," Timberlake explains to the magazine. And his soulful sweet sounds moved t...
Ugh, of course she does. It's been five days since we heard about the painful, heartbreaking breakup of Taylor and her Kennedy, which is like, way too much downtime for Tay Tay, but, luckily for her, she already had a boy on standby.
The boy in that photo above is the boy in question. His name, in case you're not familiar, is Ed Sheeran. He has a duet with Taylor on her new album called "Everything Has Changed," and they are totes in love. Totes. Taylor called Ed her "favorite," which is kind of creepy coming from her, and Ed calle...