Ever since we heard about Katie Holmes filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, we've known that one of the most important things to Katie is that she gets sole custody of Suri. She requested sole legal custody and primary residential custody, which I'm guessing means that Suri can sleep over at Tom's house sometimes, but only if he promises not to sell her to Scientology. But then we heard that Katie and Tom were working on a settlement, which I thought sort of derailed all the "Katie Holmes means busin...
From People:
A new reality star is born!
Kourtney Kardasian and fiancé Scott Disick have welcomed their second child, a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick, born early Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, reports E! News.
"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star – who, with Disick, is already mom to 2-year-old son Mason – t...
The day has come, as we all knew it would, when Octomom has outgrown the world of masturbation porn. She came into that world a novice, she came out an expert, and in the time in between, well, she sure had herself a good ol' time. But you see, just one creative medium was never going to be big enough to hold all the talents of Octomom, just like one child could never have held the glorious bounty of her genes. No, she had to spread her talents around as much as she could. She had to become the world's...
2005, if you'll remember, was a very fateful year in the life of Katie Holmes. In 2005, Katie's engagement to Chris Klein ended, and a few weeks after that, she began dating Tom Cruise. Shortly after that, she converted to Scientology, and shortly after that, they got engaged. In the midst of all that, she had her role in Batman Begins, and she gave an interview to W magazine to promote it.
Now that this big ol' mess of a divorce is happening, past interviews of Katie's are being brought up again, ...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Jittery Jessica Biel jetted to Justin Timberlake’s movie set – just to keep tabs on her fiancé! Biel flew to JT’s side because she fears another woman will try to steal him away before their wedding, say sources.
“Jessica worries because Justin is such a flirt,” a source told The Enquirer. “So she flew to Puerto Rico where he’s filming ‘Runner, Runner’ just to keep an eye on him. Justin is a charmer who can’t help but attract stun...
Have you ever found yourself thinking, "man, I wish Gwyneth Paltrow would design some clothes"? Do you read GOOP newsletter after GOOP newsletter, desperately wishing that you can find affordable, adorable basics envisioned by none other than the GOOP herself? Then I'll be honest, you've got a lot of time on your hands and some weird ideas about what's important, but my opinion doesn't matter, because your wish finally came true!
Yes, Gwyneth teamed up with some actual clothing designers t...
I know! It's the heart, isn't it? Justin Bieber's favorite lady body part is the heart! Since he's such a hopeless romantic, that's the obvious answer. Or it could be the brain! You can just tell that Justin is the intellectual type, so I'm sure he appreciates that same quality in the opposite sex. Or, wait, he did have that foot fetish ...
Oh, but he's just into asses? That's cool too, I guess. Here's Justin ever so eloquently explaining his admiration:
"I think I'm a butt guy. I just like butts. I'm ...
That's the good news, that Adele is recording new music. The bad news? It's not for us. The adorable fact that makes the bad news not so painful? She's recording the music for her baby. Awwwww:
Adele's kid will own one of the most exclusive albums ever made when he or she is born: a one-off record full of nursery rhymes sung by the diva is being created just for the nipper. Adele has been recording them and playing them back to her bump.
A source said: “She has been playing the rhymes to her belly. It’s so Adele can get her voice as close as possibl...
“I’m not here to one-up another author but you know, I didn’t find it very factual. I lived with a guy for three years who made Christian Grey look like Justin Bieber. [Christian] didn’t even pee on her. He didn’t choke her or try to suffocate her … If it’s S&M you’re looking for, then you will like my book.”
- Kirstie Alley compares her new memoirs, The Art of Men, to the greatest literary masterpiece of the 21st century, 50 Shades of Grey.
Also, WHAT? Is Kirstie s...
Who's surprised? Anyone? I didn't think so.
Here is something that Kanye bought for Kim Kardashian:
Yep, it's a big ol' skull made of gold, and it costs around $34,000. That's, uh, sweet, I guess.
Here are some additional details:
Given his penchant for extravagant spending, it should come as no surprise that Kanye West has recently been showering those closest to him with $34,000 gold skull statues. If nothing else, at least we now know that he’s a practical gift-giver!
For Father’s Da...
My answer: NO, DUH, GOD. Of course Neil Patrick Harris isn't going to be single soon, that's such a dumb thing to even think! He has been with David Burtka for eight years, and they have adorable children together and they're going to get married together and they're going to be together forever, AND THAT'S IT.
Unsurprisingly, the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) doesn't see things the same way I do:
The baby blues have hit Neil Patrick Harris and his gay partner David Burtka — and the...
Here we have Taylor Swift roaming around the beach with a bunch of her girlfrans on the 4th of July, either before, after, or during her precious time with Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, the brand new love of her life. She's also wearing the cutest f-cking swimsuit I've ever seen in my entire life. Look at those adorable polka dots, and that little bow on the front? That's just darling. This whole thing is just darling. Do you love it too?
And as an extra special bonus "love it or leave it," take a quick gander at the "garden" ove...
Ever since we heard about Katie Holmes filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, we've known that one of the most important things to Katie is that she gets sole custody of Suri. She requested sole legal custody and primary residential custody, which I'm guessing means that Suri can sleep over at Tom's house sometimes, but only if he promises not to sell her to Scientology. But then we heard that Katie and Tom were working on a settlement, which I thought sort of derailed all the "Katie Holmes means busin...
From People:
A new reality star is born!
Kourtney Kardasian and fiancé Scott Disick have welcomed their second child, a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick, born early Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, reports E! News.
"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star – who, with Disick, is already mom to 2-year-old son Mason – t...
The day has come, as we all knew it would, when Octomom has outgrown the world of masturbation porn. She came into that world a novice, she came out an expert, and in the time in between, well, she sure had herself a good ol' time. But you see, just one creative medium was never going to be big enough to hold all the talents of Octomom, just like one child could never have held the glorious bounty of her genes. No, she had to spread her talents around as much as she could. She had to become the world's...
2005, if you'll remember, was a very fateful year in the life of Katie Holmes. In 2005, Katie's engagement to Chris Klein ended, and a few weeks after that, she began dating Tom Cruise. Shortly after that, she converted to Scientology, and shortly after that, they got engaged. In the midst of all that, she had her role in Batman Begins, and she gave an interview to W magazine to promote it.
Now that this big ol' mess of a divorce is happening, past interviews of Katie's are being brought up again, ...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Jittery Jessica Biel jetted to Justin Timberlake’s movie set – just to keep tabs on her fiancé! Biel flew to JT’s side because she fears another woman will try to steal him away before their wedding, say sources.
“Jessica worries because Justin is such a flirt,” a source told The Enquirer. “So she flew to Puerto Rico where he’s filming ‘Runner, Runner’ just to keep an eye on him. Justin is a charmer who can’t help but attract stun...
Have you ever found yourself thinking, "man, I wish Gwyneth Paltrow would design some clothes"? Do you read GOOP newsletter after GOOP newsletter, desperately wishing that you can find affordable, adorable basics envisioned by none other than the GOOP herself? Then I'll be honest, you've got a lot of time on your hands and some weird ideas about what's important, but my opinion doesn't matter, because your wish finally came true!
Yes, Gwyneth teamed up with some actual clothing designers t...
I know! It's the heart, isn't it? Justin Bieber's favorite lady body part is the heart! Since he's such a hopeless romantic, that's the obvious answer. Or it could be the brain! You can just tell that Justin is the intellectual type, so I'm sure he appreciates that same quality in the opposite sex. Or, wait, he did have that foot fetish ...
Oh, but he's just into asses? That's cool too, I guess. Here's Justin ever so eloquently explaining his admiration:
"I think I'm a butt guy. I just like butts. I'm ...
That's the good news, that Adele is recording new music. The bad news? It's not for us. The adorable fact that makes the bad news not so painful? She's recording the music for her baby. Awwwww:
Adele's kid will own one of the most exclusive albums ever made when he or she is born: a one-off record full of nursery rhymes sung by the diva is being created just for the nipper. Adele has been recording them and playing them back to her bump.
A source said: “She has been playing the rhymes to her belly. It’s so Adele can get her voice as close as possibl...
“I’m not here to one-up another author but you know, I didn’t find it very factual. I lived with a guy for three years who made Christian Grey look like Justin Bieber. [Christian] didn’t even pee on her. He didn’t choke her or try to suffocate her … If it’s S&M you’re looking for, then you will like my book.”
- Kirstie Alley compares her new memoirs, The Art of Men, to the greatest literary masterpiece of the 21st century, 50 Shades of Grey.
Also, WHAT? Is Kirstie s...
Who's surprised? Anyone? I didn't think so.
Here is something that Kanye bought for Kim Kardashian:
Yep, it's a big ol' skull made of gold, and it costs around $34,000. That's, uh, sweet, I guess.
Here are some additional details:
Given his penchant for extravagant spending, it should come as no surprise that Kanye West has recently been showering those closest to him with $34,000 gold skull statues. If nothing else, at least we now know that he’s a practical gift-giver!
For Father’s Da...
My answer: NO, DUH, GOD. Of course Neil Patrick Harris isn't going to be single soon, that's such a dumb thing to even think! He has been with David Burtka for eight years, and they have adorable children together and they're going to get married together and they're going to be together forever, AND THAT'S IT.
Unsurprisingly, the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) doesn't see things the same way I do:
The baby blues have hit Neil Patrick Harris and his gay partner David Burtka — and the...
Here we have Taylor Swift roaming around the beach with a bunch of her girlfrans on the 4th of July, either before, after, or during her precious time with Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, the brand new love of her life. She's also wearing the cutest f-cking swimsuit I've ever seen in my entire life. Look at those adorable polka dots, and that little bow on the front? That's just darling. This whole thing is just darling. Do you love it too?
And as an extra special bonus "love it or leave it," take a quick gander at the "garden" ove...