Here we go, I guess. It can only get worse from here, so we may as well sit back and let the shitshow commence.
This is a photo that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi posted to her Twitter feed, showing off her side of beef and her unimpressive engagement ring. I mean, come on. I thought it’d be bright pink and purple-glittery, strobe-lighting to the beat of good-ass fist-pumping music and be commissioned by Ed Hardy. Sad. Outright disappointing, if you ask me.
Sources say that the ring set Jionni Snooki back $55k and is an unremarkable princess-cut diamond.
Snooki recently posted this to her Twitter account, which only makes me know, deep down in the cockles of my heart, that she’s going to be one amazing mother:
“When my baby can hear sound I’m gonna blast Dobenbeck, Ercola, Medina, Kaskade & Tiesto.”
And before you went nuts and thought for a second that she was talking classical artists like Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, or Mozart, she’s talking DJs, guys. DJs.
Nothing but the best for this kid, huh?