Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Watch This: Betty White Is STILL “Still Hot”

Photo: Betty White, wearing a tracksuit, holding a boombox You've heard the song! You've seen the photos! Now watch the music video! Here's Betty White, this time in delicious .flv form, in an epic diva-off with English pop star Luciana. Last time I covered Betty's version of Luciana's "I'm Still Hot," it didn't occur to me to listen to the lyrics too carefully. Shame on me! The video is for Lifeline, a program that allows you to sell your life insurance policy off in exchange for beaucoup bucks (it's something only the terminally ill used to be able to do). Wow! A...

Courtney Love Explains The Romantic Beginnings of Her Relationship with Kurt Cobain

A photo of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain Settle in, everyone. Maybe grab a glass of wine, let your hair down, and slip into something more comfortable, because Courtney Love is about to regale us with the beautiful tale of the greatest romance of the twentieth century: The first time Kurt and I slept together was at a Days Inn in Chicago. We were having our first postcoital moment, and we’re watching MTV and the video ["Smells Like Teen Spirit"] came on. I pulled away from him, because it was his video, his moment, he was the king of the f*cking world, and he put his arm around me and pulled me ...

Who Did This Girl Grow Up to Be?

Cute kid, right? I would even go so far as to say "adorable." But this just goes to show that even horrendous brats can be cute as a button, because this is actually a photo of one of the most annoying ladies around these parts. Do you have a guess? Read More...

Jared Padalecki Is Having A Baby!

A photo of Genevieve Cortese and Jared Padalecki I know, this is such great news, isn't it?! I think it's truly amazing what the human body can do for true love, but it's true: Jared Padalecki from Supernatural is expecting his first child. Jensen Ackles from Supernatural is the father. The child was conceived on the set of Supernatural, and, as such, it will be born with extraordinary powers. There's no word on whether or not some demon with yellow eyes will sneak into the nursery when the baby is six months old in order to feed him some demon blood. ...

Quotables: Joan Rivers Loves Ryan Gosling Too!

A photo of Joan Rivers "He is handsome, he is great… I love him. I read that his greatest love is an 11-and-a-half-year-old dog… In human, that's about 78 years. So Ryan… Guess who else is 78 and also likes it doggy style?" - Joan Rivers, as usual, doesn't hold back about her feelings for Ryan Gosling. You know, it doesn't really matter if you love her or if you hate her, but Joan Rivers does have this certain kind of fearlessness about her, and she goes after what she wants, and you can't not respect ...

Ever Hear of Chet Haze?

No? How about Chester T. Hanks, then, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson? In all honesty, I didn't even know there was another Hanks son aside from Colin, who did that one show for awhile. You remember him. This is Chet's 'Hollywood,' his new single, which is a break-free from his, ahem, budding rap career. The song is ... well, it's bad, and the lyrics are even worse. "Let me be your manager, I could give you fame." It kind of speaks for itself. But you know what? Something I freely admit? I watched the entire damn thing because I think CHET IS HOT. And that's completely OK with me. /> No? How about Chester T. Hanks, then, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson? In all honesty, I didn't even know there was another Hanks son aside from Colin, who did that one show for awhile. You remember him. This is Chet's 'Hollywood,' his new single, which is a break-free from his, ahem, budding rap career. The song is ... well, it's bad, and the lyrics are even worse. "Let me be your manager, I could give you fame." It kind of speaks for itself. But you know what? Something I freely admit? ...

Yup, Milla Jovovich Still Has It

photo of milla jovovich hot photo s moda magazine spain spanish pics This is Milla's latest shoot for Spanish magazine, S Moda, and all I can say is DAMN. DAMN, Milla. Isn't this the same Milla that put on, like, eighty pounds during a pregnancy a few years back? And she looks like this now? Where have we all gone wrong?? [gallery columns="4"]...

The Divide Trailer is … Um, Interesting, I Guess?

The official description of the flick, which will be released later in the year, talks about survivors of a nuclear blast, who squirreled themselves away for "days" after an attack. Acording to the trailer, however, they appear to be rescued at some point, but not before axing one another up, ripping off one another's fingernails, setting themselves on fire, and generally becoming a nuisance to themselves and each other. Note to self and those who live around me? If there's ever a nuclear holocaust in my area, I want to be alone. /> The official description of the flick, which will be released later in the year, talks about survivors of a nuclear blast, who squirreled themselves away for "days" after an attack. Acording to the trailer, however, they appear to be rescued at some point, but not before axing one another up, ripping off one another's fingernails, setting themselves on fire, and generally becoming a nuisance to themselves and each other. Note to self and those who live around me? If there's ever a nuclear hol...

Love It or Leave It: Kate Hudson Goes Brunette

photo of kate hudson movie the reluctant fundamentalist pictures photos 2013 movies pics Look, it's a dark-haired Kate Hudson! And you know what? I kind of like it. She sort of reminds me of Darlene Connor, and that can never really be a bad thing. Anyway, the brunette hair is for a movie Hudson's filming, The Reluctant Fundamentalist, which hits theaters in 2013. From IMDB: A young Pakistani man working on Wall Street finds his approach to life changes after 9/11. The film also stars Kiefer (yay!) Sutherland and Liev Schreiber, but you probably don't have to worry about seeing this. I ...

Morning Wood

photo of salma hayek pictures photos pics Gwyneth Paltrow tried to run a paparazzi over on her bike. [The Superficial] Jen and Justin wear matching everything now. [Lainey Gossip] Nicki Minaj's unbelievable new boobs. [Bossip] This is really the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse] All of Kristen Stewart's teachers failed her. [The Blemish] Kelly Rowland and her fake boobs. [TMZ] The games of your childhood. [theBERRY] First photos of January Jones' adorable baby boy. [Huff Po] Kris Humphries' wedding band is GONE. [Hollywood Dame] Rachel Zoe dumps her man. [Socialite Life] Salma Hayek was born to be a wife and mother. [Cel...

Sara Leal Opens Up About Ashton Kutcher

photo of ashton kutcher and sara leal pictures photos Well this just may be the final nail in the coffin of Demi and Ashton's marriage: alleged mistress Sara Leal, who was advised a mere week ago to deactivate all of her social networking sites and avoid making any public appearances or statements by a real, live lawyer, has broken her silence and is now talking about her escapade with Ashton, which is said to have occurred on his 6th wedding anniversary. Leal says that the two had met weeks prior, and had arranged to meet at a hotel later on in the month: "He just came up and kissed me. I didn’t think it was out of the ordin...

Quotables: PETA Blasts Mischa Barton for Being Insensitive to Cows

photo of mischa barton licking raw meat photo shoot tyler shields pics "This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because so much meat is infected with salmonella, E. coli, and campylobacter that licking it is like licking a toilet. In addition to this being completely unoriginal, it's completely callous—flesh from a tortured animal isn't a joke, isn't camp, and isn't cool. Meat is full of blood, is produced with violence, and causes great suffering." OK, so while I agree that licking raw meat (ugh, I shudder...