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Praise Jesus, Amy Winehouse is CLEAN!

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After a record FOUR DAYS IN REHAB, I’m proud to tell you that Amy Winehouse is clean and off the sauce. So much so, that girlfriend checked her scrawny little ass out of rehab last night and decided to go home, where outpatient therapy has been decided as her lifeline to the sober life. Amy’s rep told the Daily Mail:

“She has completed her assessment at the Priory Clinic in London and will continue as an outpatient. [Amy] is now looking forward to playing shows around Europe this summer and is raring to go. [She gives a] huge thanks to all her fans for the messages of support she has received over the last week and [she] can’t wait to see them.”

Amy claims that she’s going to start touring, and that because she wants to embark on a whirlwind publicity tornado, the best way to tackle that, generally, is sober. Unless, I guess, you’re Amy Winehouse, and think that your best work is something that sounds quite like this.

Either way, keep on keeping on, girl, and start making some more beautiful music!