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Orlando Bloom’s House Burgled

Orlando Bloom TMZ is reporting that Orlando Bloom's home was burgled and $500,000 in jewelry, including two very valuable watches, was stolen.  Bloom wasn't home at the time. My initial reaction to these stories is always the same:  "Who leaves a half-million dollars in jewelry on their dresser?"  Seriously.  However, TMZ is also reporting that police state that this is not a typical and random crime.  Translation:  It's probably an employee who did the stealing. Either way, let's hope a)  Or...

Jessica Simpson Is “Sad, Mad and Confused” Over How To Work a Ziploc

Jessica_Simpson I'm just kidding y'all!  Jessica Simpson is "sad, mad and confused" because she just listened to some of her past CDs and can't figure out how she ever became famous.  Ack!  Kidding again! Jessica Simpson is "sad, mad and confused" over being dumped by Tony Romo.  Apparently she never saw it coming.  Which certainly leaves me a bit confused.  Everyone in the world knew it.  How could she not? Here's a life lesson:  If you are telling anyone who will listen that you are getting h...

Looks Like Katherine Heigl Won’t Have To Expend Any Energy Declining Her Emmy Nom This Year

54318eu_heigl_b_gr_03evilbeetgossip Remember last year when Katherine Heigl withdrew her name from consideration for a Best Actress Emmy nomination for her role as Izzy on Grey's Anatomy?  Well this year, though her character was dramatically battling a brain tumor, she didn't receive a nomination.  You piss on the Emmys, you can expect to pay the price for seasons to come.  The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences will never forget! It seems like the nominees named were pretty much as expected except no recognition ...

Wanna Take Bets? I’ve Got 20 Bucks On “Dehydration”

   I have days that I feel down.  I've had about 21 consecutive days like that.  Until today.  Today I woke up and was restored in my faith.  Reassured of God's love for me.  It was today that I realized there really is a light at the end of any tunnel of darkness.  He speaks to me, He sends me signals.  Sure, my miraculous messages may come via a less traditional method than Virgin Mary sightings on a Pringle or Amy Winehouse opting for water over vodka, but I consider Mischa Barton's "medic...

Explain to Me How Meadow Soprano Is Still Dating Turtle

I'm completely obsessed with this interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler did on Jimmy Kimmel this week. First off, I'm blown away that she's still dating Jerry Ferrara. Don't get me wrong, Jerry seems like a cool guy, but he's a far cry in the looks department from AJ DiScala or Scott Sartiano. But I guess it didn't work out with those guys, so she's trying something different? Whatever makes you happy. Jamie also dishes about her addiction to Tiger Woods Golf on Xbox, which I find hilarious. She says she plays up to four hours a day, and spends the whole time thinking about things she should be doing. I guess Jerry also has his friends in Brooklyn spying on her on there, so he always knows when she's wasting a day on Tiger Woods. This is especially amusing to me, because back in LA I dated a guy who did the exact same thing. We'd make plans for the night, and I'd come over at the appointed time, and he would not only not be ready to go out, he'd be stoned and on hour six of a Tiger Woods game. That stuff is like crack. /> I'm completely obsessed with this interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler did on Jimmy Kimmel this week. First off, I'm blown away that she's still dating Jerry Ferrara. Don't get me wrong, Jerry seems like a cool guy, but he's a far cry in the looks department from AJ DiScala or Scott Sartiano. But I guess it didn't work out with those guys, so she's trying something different? Whatever makes you happy. Jamie also dishes about her addiction to Tiger Woods Golf on Xbox, which I find hilarious. She s...

Ding Dong! Avon Calling!

57581604hughjackman715200942632pm Hugh Jackman is set to star in a new 20th Century Fox production titled Avon Man.  The main plot has Jackman's character, a used car salesman, being laid off from his job.  In an effort to survive, he takes a job as a door-to-door salesperson peddling Avon products. I don't think Avon does the whole cold call thing anymore, but it's a slow news day so let's just fantasize for a minute.  Because if Hugh Jackman came strolling up my walk, I'd be buying every bottle of Skin So Soft that he had ...

Well Look Who’s a Senator!

Comedian Al Franken FINALLY won his battle for the Minnesota senate seat, and he's now been a senator for all of five days. He made his big debut today at the confirmation hearing for SCOTUS judge Sonia Sotomayor ... by making stupid jokes about Perry Mason. I hope he gets a whole lot funnier in the coming months -- I was expecting better, yo! /> Comedian Al Franken FINALLY won his battle for the Minnesota senate seat, and he's now been a senator for all of five days. He made his big debut today at the confirmation hearing for SCOTUS judge Sonia Sotomayor ... by making stupid jokes about Perry Mason. I hope he gets a whole lot funnier in the coming months -- I was expecting better, yo!...

Twenty Pounds in 28 Days? That Seems Healthy

khloek In case you've ever wondered why so many young girls have eating disorders, I offer you this quote from a Life & Style article in which Khloe Kardashian talks about how fat she was: “People [even in more recent years] would come up to me and be like, ‘Oh, you’re the fat, funny one.’ I would wonder, is that who I am?  I’m now a size 6, but I’ve been up to a size 10 in the past ." Wow.  Khloe Kardashian, 5'9" Khloe Kardashian was a size 10.  What do we tell our young daug...

Today In Duh …

55035534latoyajackson715200930904pm Guys, you aren't going to believe this!  Remember the other day when I told you all about LaToya Jackson and her allegations of murder regarding her brother Michael?  She was really full of opinions and gave a four-hour interview to News of the World.  Not only did she claim that MJ was offed, she seemed to know who the guilty parties were.  Well, this is a pretty earth-shattering revelation, but I guess LaToya was paid for that interview.  I know, I know ... I was shocked too!  It'...

That Fornarina Clothing Company Is Still In Business?

fornarina10 In January, we talkedabout Lindsay and her modeling gig with Fornarina.  Well, not only is this company still in business, but they haven't fired Linds yet!  Here are some pics of her both on set and backstage -- and you know she's texting Sam! -- posing in some fashionable threads for their 2010 Fall/Winter collection.  Because, modeling is what she really wants to do!  Modeling, acting and producing.  But really modeling!  And snorting, natch. [gallery] ...
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