Chris Brown has his day in court today. And he needs to actually appear. Unless a deal is struck. Whaaaat?
Yep, Brown's attorney-Mark Geragos, has been in downtown LA this week meeting with the DA assigned to this case. The two have been meeting in hopes of coming to a compromise with the charges against Chris. How do you think this will go? He could be charged with a felony. That would mean jail if he was found guilty. He could plead guilty to a misdemeanor; he would take som...
Here is a realization that I just had: Hollywood seems more capable of speaking out against Jeremy Piven's recent actions than about Chris Brown's.
I've heard a ton of celebrities go on the record to call Jeremy out for dropping out of his Broadway show due to "mercury poisoning," but nobody seems to want to go on the record to call out Chris Brown on beating the shit out of his girlfriend. In fact, Usher just issued an apology for being videotaped saying that Chris Brown should "show some remorse." What. The. Fuck?
Anyway, here's Felicity Huffman chatting with David Letterman about how her husband, William H. Macy, had to come to Jeremy's rescue after he dropped out of the play. She says that William used to babysit for Jeremy when he was a child, and, she says, "in some ways you could say he's still babysitting him." Then she rolls her eyes a lot as Letterman prods her further about Jeremy's "mercury poisoning." The conversation happens around the 2:40 mark.
We can all go on national television and give Jeremy Piven a hard time for quitting a play with a bullshit excuse, but no one wants to go on television and give Chris Brown a hard time for gross domestic violence.
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Here is a realization that I just had: Hollywood seems more capable of speaking out against Jeremy Piven's recent actions than about Chris Brown's.
I've heard a ton of celebrities go on the record to call Jeremy out for dropping out of his Broadway show due to "mercury poisoning," but nobody seems to want to go on the record to call out Chris Brown on beating the shit out of his girlfriend. In fact, Usher just issued an apology for being videotaped saying that Chris Brown should "show so...
Do they make 'em any crazier than this chick? I always love seeing her interviewed. It's not like watching a train wreck -- it's like watching a train that's already wrecked continue to struggle along the track. Because it heard there was really good weed about a mile down the road.
Here's Tonya Harding on REALSports talking insane nonsense about how Barack Obama is helping her make money, and I realized that she reminds me a lot of the crazy pageant moms on my new favorite show, Toddlers & Tiaras. Like where their kid looks ready for the red carpet while they're behind the scenes talking shit and creating a new genre of schlubby.
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Do they make 'em any crazier than this chick? I always love seeing her interviewed. It's not like watching a train wreck -- it's like watching a train that's already wrecked continue to struggle along the track. Because it heard there was really good weed about a mile down the road.
Here's Tonya Harding on REALSports talking insane nonsense about how Barack Obama is helping her make money, and I realized that she reminds me a lot of the crazy pageant moms on my new favorite show, Toddlers...
Yes, it's true. We've all been waiting for this, and now the time has come. The video of Octo-mom giving birth is on the market for some obscene seven-digit figure. Now, you think a standard birthing video is sick? Just wait until you see c-section footage with eight babies being yanked out of Nadya Suleman's octomen.
Now, listen. If there is some multi-millionaire out there who has the bucks to buy this sin against all that is sane in the world, can you please take the million ...
I don't know what all this concern has been about Lindsay's weight lately. Every non-boot related and non-crying jag at 2AM on the street related article I read about her, refers to the scarfing down of Big Macs and Red Bull. I don't see the issue. She's really the picture of health at this point; her thermal shirt has seen better days though.
Anyway, Sam and Linds went out for a snack last night and it's clear to me that Linds is totally enjoying her hearty teaspoonful of frozen yogu...
I'm making another one of my predictions. You all may remember that I'm basically the Miss Cleo around here at Evil Beet. To be fair, this picture doesn't require a whole lot of clairvoyance; But to make it official, I call a Justin/Jessica break-up by September.
And for those of you unfamiliar with my acute perspicaciousness, please read here and here and here....
Chris Brown has his day in court today. And he needs to actually appear. Unless a deal is struck. Whaaaat?
Yep, Brown's attorney-Mark Geragos, has been in downtown LA this week meeting with the DA assigned to this case. The two have been meeting in hopes of coming to a compromise with the charges against Chris. How do you think this will go? He could be charged with a felony. That would mean jail if he was found guilty. He could plead guilty to a misdemeanor; he would take som...
A lot of these girls are iconic in and of themselves already, but Glamour dressed them up and posed them as female icons of long-ago (okay, okay, mostly the '80s) for a new photo spread.
I've listed the names of the starlets and the icons they're posing as after the jump, so that you can try to guess for yourself if you want.
You can get more info on each of these photos and the women being portrayed here at Glamour's site.
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Idol castoff Constantine Maroulis has a leading role in an upcoming Broadway musical called Rock of Ages, which begins previews March 17, and they let photographers into their rehearsals this week to start creating some buzz. You can learn more about the show here -- it's a love story set to the most famous rock songs of the '80s -- and reviews have been very positive so far. To be honest, it looks like a great show, but I just don't think Constantine and his co-star, Amy Spanger, could pos...
Playing make-believe author isn't just for Lauren Conrad anymore!
Guess who else "wrote" a "book"? Why, Miley Cyrus. It's autobiographical, and I bet you can't guess what the title is. I mean, I have about 800 potentially awesome titles for the Miley autobiography running around in my head like a bunch of coked-up Jonas Brothers, but she decided to go with the totally dull Miley Cyrus: Miles to Go. Le sigh.
Miley talks about how the other kids were really mean to her before she was famou...
A lot of haters thought that Taylor Swift would get forced out of the #1 spot on the Billboard charts this week by the soundtrack for the Jonas Brothers' movie.
NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Tay-tay and Fearless hung on to the #1 spot for the 11th week, and the Jonas Brothers didn't even land at #2 -- they were a distant third, selling only 49,700 copies in the album's debut week. That is a VERY SAD NUMBER. The #2 spot went to a metal band called Lamb of God with an album called Wrath. I've never even hear...
When people get in your face and say, 'This will pass,' you think: Are they crazy? I'm never gonna feel any better than I feel right this minute and nothing's ever gonna make sense again. And I still have moments where I'm like, 'Nothing's ever gonna make sense again.' ... Blame, blame, blame. You know? And it's a really easy thing to do, and I'm certainly guilty of it. [You have to] look at yourself and go: 'What part of this do I need to own? Which part of this is my responsibility?' And that's ...
Yes, it's true. We've all been waiting for this, and now the time has come. The video of Octo-mom giving birth is on the market for some obscene seven-digit figure. Now, you think a standard birthing video is sick? Just wait until you see c-section footage with eight babies being yanked out of Nadya Suleman's octomen.
Now, listen. If there is some multi-millionaire out there who has the bucks to buy this sin against all that is sane in the world, can you please take the million ...
I don't know what all this concern has been about Lindsay's weight lately. Every non-boot related and non-crying jag at 2AM on the street related article I read about her, refers to the scarfing down of Big Macs and Red Bull. I don't see the issue. She's really the picture of health at this point; her thermal shirt has seen better days though.
Anyway, Sam and Linds went out for a snack last night and it's clear to me that Linds is totally enjoying her hearty teaspoonful of frozen yogu...
I'm making another one of my predictions. You all may remember that I'm basically the Miss Cleo around here at Evil Beet. To be fair, this picture doesn't require a whole lot of clairvoyance; But to make it official, I call a Justin/Jessica break-up by September.
And for those of you unfamiliar with my acute perspicaciousness, please read here and here and here....