Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Do We Think of Ed Westwick’s Poetry, Kids?

Ed "Not Gay for Chace Crawford" Westwick has broken the cardinal rule of fame -- never, ever, ever share your poetry with the media. (You hear me, Jewel?) Ed shared a poem he wrote (from memory!) with reporters at the launch of Coke's new aluminum cans. He says he wrote it “at like six in the morning.” Um, something tells me the kind of coke going into Ed's system doesn't come in an aluminum can. Because, like, who the hell in their right mind just recites their own poetry to reporters on a red carpet? It's not that there's anything wrong with writing poetry...

I Hadn’t Realized How Much I Missed Lindsay Lohan’s Tits

Maybe it's because I haven't gotten laid in forever. Or maybe because it's been a long, stressful string of days. Or maybe it's just because Lindsay Lohan's breasts are magical things, but I saw this picture just now and I was like, "Damn, I would totally get with that." It's been a long time since we've had a good shot of Lindsay's ginormous, braless boobies, and it's a nice pick-me-up toward the end of the week. Thanks, Linds....

Quotables

"This is actually the first summer where I didn't just lounge around in St. Tropez or a private beach somewhere ... because it's been non- stop work ... When I was little I loved playing with dolls. Now that I'm grown up, this show concept has given me my own real live dollhouse by having the BFF contestants. Imagine all the trouble and fun I could cause all at once just with a text on my blackberry, from me to them." Paris Hilton, in a new MySpace blog, discussing how much she enjoyed tapin...

Yes, I Am Aware That Michael Phelps Is Rumored to Be Dating Some Australian Ho-Bag

So I come back from my delicious (expensed!) business lunch -- and a doctor's appointment where they were running late, so that's what took so long -- to find like 8000 emails from you guys alerting me that Michael Phelps was seen making out with Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice, which is twice as many emails as I got from you guys yesterday with that information. And I love love LOVE when you guys send me tips -- don't stop! -- but can we all please understand that I am intentionally ignor...

I’m Headed Off to a Business Lunch

In my absence, I suggest you guys read through a valuable new blog on the Internet: What to Expect When You're Aborting, where a 23-year-old is currently blogging her abortion process with honesty and a sense of humor. The tagline: "I'm 23. I'm knocked up. And I don't want to keep it. You can fuck yourself, Judd Apatow." Whatever your view on abortion, it's an interesting read, and I plan to keep tabs on this young woman. [via Jezebel] />In my absence, I suggest you guys read through a valuable new blog on the Internet: What to Expect When You're Aborting, where a 23-year-old is currently blogging her abortion process with honesty and a sense of humor. The tagline: "I'm 23. I'm knocked up. And I don't want to keep it. You can fuck yourself, Judd Apatow." Whatever your view on abortion, it's an interesting read, and I plan to keep tabs on this young woman. [via Jezebel]...

Quotables

“People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people. I’ve never been someone who makes it my objective to go out and pick up chicks. But I’ve met some fantastic ladies here. You know those amazing conversations where you find yourself in a café talking until 2 a.m. and never see them again.” Ed Westwick in an interview with Page Six magazine. So there you ...

Pink: “So What” Video

This is my first time hearing this song, let alone seeing the video, and I have to say that I absolutely love it. Sometimes I forget that, despite the fact that sometimes I feel like she takes the whole "badass" images a little overboard, Pink kind of rocks at writing music. It's honest and it's raw and it's painful and it's funny, and you just don't see that very often on the pop music scene. /> This is my first time hearing this song, let alone seeing the video, and I have to say that I absolutely love it. Sometimes I forget that, despite the fact that sometimes I feel like she takes the whole "badass" images a little overboard, Pink kind of rocks at writing music. It's honest and it's raw and it's painful and it's funny, and you just don't see that very often on the pop music scene. ...