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You know who’s not adopting two six-year-old Chinese girls? That’s right. Britney Spears. [INO]

It’s kind of a miracle that Kylie Minogue can still smile. Not because of her recent battle with cancer. No, no. Because of the Botox. [FListed]

Paris Hilton? Selling out a friend? Say it ain’t so! [Mollygood]

Cindy Crawford looks way better than I do in a bikini. In fairness, I’m not really trying. [Celebslam]

Owen Wilson’s new chick, Le Call, rocks a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Christina Applegate talks about an abusive relationship. [Celebitchy]

Wanna see Portia de Rossi make out with a (hot) chick? [Yeeeah!]