Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Is Why You Should Read Gossip Blogs, Not Gossip Mags

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From Page Six:

WHEN Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch’s plans for this week’s cover: “Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?” To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso “so no other weeklies could run them,” said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. “When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos,” our source said. The mag says, “The most striking area of Angelina’s weight gain is in her chest, which is why we focused on that area.”

See?

I already mentioned that Angelina’s breasts are suddenly huge, and didn’t even bother with the bullshit rumors that she might be pregnant.