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Looks like Jessica Simpson may be hooking up with Dane Cook again. [Gabsmash]

Tara Reid is bringing flabby back. [Gabby Babble]

Lily Allen’s got a third nipple. See, Amy Winehouse, even with your eye makeup and Elvira hair, you’ve been out-freaked. [POTP]

Weeds is coming back … now with more Mary-Kate Olsen. [popbytes]

Val Kilmer got fat. [Celebslam]

Simon Cowell puts Kelly Clarkson in her place. [Cele|bitchy]

Dude, it would make my day if Bridget Moynahan had her baby on Gisele’s birthday. [Holy Candy]

The Victoria Beckham special bombed in the ratings. It got beat by a Wife Swap rerun. Hm, that gives me an idea … somebody get me Katie Holmes on the phone. [A Socialite’s Life]

I cannot believe there is drama surrounding the choice of which Springfield in which to premiere The Simpsons movie. Get over it, Oregon! Vermont beat your ass! [Defamer]