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Joe Simpson wants a crack at managing Britney Spears. [MollyGood] The court system goes wild on Joe Francis yet again. [Cele|bitchy] Is Tom Cruise sending Katie Holmes to Mommy classes? Well, no, but that's the story Us Weekly's running with this week. [SOW] Ryan Gosling is a serious! Actor! Dammit! [Pajiba] Donald Trump is really going to miss feuding with Rosie O'Donnell. [Celebrity Smack] Sanjaya's mom was a real-life Nancy Botwin. That's so cool. [A Socialite's Life] Check out MK from popbytes -- the total hottie responsible for taking me on the best date I've been on all year -- on AOL's 30 Seconds to Blog. [popbytes] Nicole Richie and Sophie Monk hit the town. [Drunken Stepfather] Check out Heidi Montag's new rack. [POTP] Hilary Duff gets all the good death threats. [Ninja Dude]
Another day, another celebrity DUI. Rapper Eve was picked up in Hollywood at 2:45 Thursday morning on suspicion of DUI after she crashed her Maserati on Hollywood Blvd. She ran into the center divider, totalling the front of the (very expensive) vehicle.
TMZ caught the whole thing on tape, because they're awesome like that.
Sources report that Eve's blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. She posted the $30,000 bail and was released from L.A. County Jail on Thursday morning. You better believe TMZ ...
Rumer Willis shows up at Paris Hilton's house after what must have been a late-night visit to the optometrist.
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AP NEW YORK - She was born with her acting family's classic beauty, but Drew Barrymore credits her fun-loving approach to life for her No. 1 spot on People magazine's annual "100 Most Beautiful People" list.
I don't know about this choice. I'm not saying she's not cute, or attractive. But I've never seen her and thought "wow. she's stunning." And if you're going to be named "most beautiful" you can't have ever been married to Tom Green. You just can't have.
This is a fun blurb near the end:
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AP LONDON - Hugh Grant has been arrested for allegedly throwing a container of baked beans at a photographer, London police said.
There are magical fruit jokes to be made but those are juvenile and insulting to our reader's intelligence. So I'll just say this: I'd love it if Hugh threw any canned good at my dome. Then I could take the next few years off.
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What? You think Jessica Simpson's trampy little ass has a monopoly on hawking crappy lip glosses? If there's anything the U.S. market needs, it's another line of celebrity cosmetics. Vanessa Minnillo has called hers Flirt! (The exclamation point belongs to the cosmetics line -- please note that I am not really that excited about all this.) She unveiled the new line last night in NYC, where she just bought a condo with Nick Lachey. ...
The little pixie was crowned in DC tonight. If you have any cash left after Idol's fund-tastic tearjerker tonight (I prefer to think of it less as a donation to African AIDS orphans and more as a reduction in my taxable income), the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network, co-founded by Tori Amos, always needs funds. And, admit it, after what "Me and a Gun" did for your adolescent years, this is really the least you can do. ...
This has to stop, guys. Enough is enough. You've had your fun. Now quit with the high-waisted pants before someone's vagina sustains permanent damage.
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"I had my four years there like high school or college. I'm ready for the next chapter—what it is, I have no idea. I don't want to be 48 saying, 'Hey kids, now it's Sean Preston Spears' video.' "
Vanessa Minnillo on why she's getting the hell out of TRL. ...
Roger Ebert was diagnosed with cancer last year and has gone through hell to get better. He was forced to have part of his jaw amputated and because of that, and surgery to fix the problem, he is unable to speak. He knows that illness has ravaged his looks but he isn't hiding and rather is coming out to the media as an example of going on with your life in the face of illness.
My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I ...