Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everybody Drinks Too Much


At least everybody famous.

Mischa Barton ran outside to hurl at a SoHo bar, and — in a very exciting Page Six scoop — narrowly missed the shoes of Jamie-Lynn Sigler with her vomit. Where is a camera when you need one? I don’t CARE about pictures of Britney Spears leaving an AA meeting — I want to see the look on Meadow Soprano’s face as Marissa Cooper’s vomit splashes in her direction. Anyway, Mischa went back inside and continued drinking, because she’s not an addict. (In fairness, Us Weekly’s source reported the incident as: “At one point Mischa suddenly ran out the door and threw up outside. Jamie-Lynn ran outside after her, but it wasn’t a big deal. They were laughing.” BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY DAMMIT!!!)

Also, Fergie couldn’t board a Virgin Airlines flight to London because she was T-R-A-S-H-E-D. According to a source, “She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.” Her bandmates stayed on the flight, and Fergie eventually made it to Heathrow later that night, refusing to comment.

Sheesh. Regular attendance at AA meetings should be a damn union requirement in this industry.