I love it when there's a ton of cool stuff breaking on a Friday afternoon. Grey's Anatomy kicks some CSI ass, while ANTM stays fierce on the CW. Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard (uuuuugh) rounds out its cast with Justin Long and Maggie Q. The fourth installment of the Bruce Willis-as-Jack-Bauer series begins shooting in Baltimore this weekend.Is $1B a reasonable valuation for Facebook? Time Warner CEO Dick Parsons thinks not. Holy fucking shit. PerezHilton.com had 2 million unique visitors yesterday. This blog thing may take off after all.Nicky Hilton's beau Kevin Connol...
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Ah ha ha ha ha!I am so funny. Great title, Beet.(I did not get much sleep last night.)Oh sorry you guys don't even know why it's so funny yet.Or unfunny. Okay then.So Lou Diamond Phillips was charged with domestic battery today following his August 11 arrest for kicking his girlfriend's ass. Or allegedly doing that. Not sure. I'm too tired to read the legalese.It's okay, dude. If I were in Hollywood Homicide, I'd be angry, too....
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[Via TechCrunch]WSJ reports that "people familiar with the matter" are saying that Facebook has been in acquisition discussions with Yahoo, Microsoft and Viacom over the last year, but Yahoo is looking like the front runner, with a price tag of $1B. That's B like billion.This is Web 2.0, baby, alive and kicking.I remember a couple years ago reading an article about how Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook's then-20-year-old founder, had been offered $100M for the site and wasn't interested. He'd said someth...
This has nothing to do with celebrities or gossip, but it has a whole lot to do with funny, and FUNNY IS WHAT WE ARE ABOUT.
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Via Bravo's website. Complete with music and special effects. Consider the rest of your day shot. This is awesome.Update:Check out the mash-ups we made!Evil Beet Mash by Evil BeetMake it Work by TiffanyJeffrey by TiffanyIf you've made a Project Runway mash-up, send it our way! We'll link to it....
Katie Holmes may play the role of Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about Posh's hubby, U.K. soccer star David Beckham.A publicity-starved Steve-O urinates on the red carpet at the premiere of Jackass 2. Fair warning: if you click that link, you are going to see his penis.Steve-O's penis is lovely treat, but I know what you all really crave is a peek at Rosie O'Donnell's tits. Well, then, you should watch Nip/Tuck on October 3. Or, you know, avoid Nip/Tuck at all costs for the entire month of ...
Ah, blog backlash. As a mounting wave of celebrity vitriol prepares to crash upon the shores of the next generation of opinion makers -- those who don't have to run their words past an editor -- a once-hot Jared Leto has grabbed his eyeliner and is writing mean things about us on bathroom mirrors. Says Leto:I think that blogs should die a sudden death. It’s just ridiculous. It’s like a playground for four-year-olds. People say and do things in the world of blogs that they would never...
On the heels of one Sutton Pierce Federline, here's an encyclopedia of stupid things to name your kid.[via Junkiness]...
People in this country seem to think it would be a good thing if Lindsay Lohan moved to London. Such thinking belies a tacit ignorance of the economic underpinnings of our nation. A drastic shift in the supply/demand curve of the blow industry impacts all of us.Cameron Diaz filed a police report accusing a photog of assault with a deadly weapon. Angelina and Brad continue their tireless quest to buy our forgiveness, donating $1M each to the Global Action for Children and Doctors Without Borders. I...
Fergie recently made the following statement about gossip bloggers to a gay NYC paper called Homo Xtra:I just think, ‘Wow, I’ve worked so hard for this, but what are you doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?’ If people don’t like me, fine, but don’t dis people if you’re not getting off your ass and doing something about your own life.That's so true, dear. We can't all share our vapid, inarticulate opinions wit...
Apparently Joe Simpson didn't get the memo that Dukes of Hazzard sucked. He's planning to open a chain of restaurants called Daisy Dukes, to capitalize on that one movie that capitalized on his daughter's tits and ass. I don't understand how he has time for this sort of endeavor, between micromanaging his daughters' careers and personally photographing their breasts just so, but where there is money to be made from his children's sexuality, there you will find Joe Simpson.The former reverend plans...
For the eight of you who are still watching the actual SNL rather than the newer, hipper, Sorkin'd-out Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, you'll be sorry (or perhaps not) to hear that the annual bloodletting at the Lorne Michaels antiquity means the show will say goodbye to Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz and Finesse Mitchell. In honor of what would have been Jerry Orbach's 71st birthday, TNT will spend October paying tribute to the late actor by airing every Law & Order episode graced by his unique b...