Jaime Pressly Got Busted for a DUI the Other Night and Here’s Her Mugshot
Jan 07, 2011 at 08:00 am by Sarah

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So Jaime Pressly was thrown on lockdown the night of the People’s Choice Awards for blowing what was rumored as twice the legal limit in California (and guys? That’s a fucking lot.) and here is her glorious, glorious mugshot.

See kids, allow this to be a lesson: this is what happens to celebrities on their way out – I mean, come on. My Name is Earl has been over for ages. Girlfriend was probably so ripped up over being snubbed at the awards show again this year that she got in the car with a bottle of Jack and and a bottle of Banker’s Club vodka and said, ‘Fuck all of you … I’ll make this night about me no matter how much shitty liquor I need to suck back and embarrass myself with.’

It was too bad, though, that she forgot to pretty up before getting pulled over – jaundice-colored blonde hair, greasy roots, and eye bags the size of her implants? Ugh. She totally could have done better.

If nothing else was, at least her eyebrows were a win.

Golden Girls For Life!
Jan 25, 2009 at 11:06 am by Soleil

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As a child I loved Golden Girls. It didn’t matter in the least that they were all senior citizens and I was approximately seven years of age. Their unwavering friendship and golden deliciousness crept right into my tiny child-size heart. Now I can relive a portion of that because TV Guide is reporting that Betty White will  return to TV this Spring playing “a crazy witch lady that’s always lived in town and who everybody has always been scared of.”  in an episode of  ’My Name is Earl’!

 Betty White looks frail, but she’s spry as a kitten. I almost died when she roasted William Shatner.